"So, uh... why did you become a demon slayer?"
"To kill demons, obviously. Its a pretty easy job and I get to take revenge on that bastard, Muzan"
"You are aiming for him too?"
"Yeah, except I pray all the demons will burn in hell, not have a good next life" I shrugged and walked faster to avoid him. But if I knew what I was about to face, I would have gone as slow as a turtle would
"You have to be shitting me"
"Please marry me-"
"Crybaby, get up and leave the girl alone before I bring you demons"
"Y-You are the one from the final sel;ection, and you too... You saved me, you must wanna marry me too--"
"If you touch me I will tear your hands off" I rolled my eyes and continued on walking, both Tanjiro and him following me soon enough
"Hey y/n, would you like some food?"
"Food? You know what, you two arent that bad." I laughed, grabbing the half onigiri but pausing before I took a bite
"What are you eating?"
"That was my last, but--"
"You are both too loving. Kiwi get us a rabbit and bring it back, im too bored to hunt now"
"Why do you have that fox?"
"Kiwi? He has been with me since I can remember, so he just comes along to help me out. Whats your name, crybaby?"
"Jenitsu..."
"Cool, now lets-"
"Run! Run, Tanjiro, Jenitsu, y/n"
"Im not gonna make it, even if I go--"
"Stop crying, Zenitsu. We are close" I sighed, just as a house came into view
"There are weird sounds coming from inside..."
"Why is he talking to the kids? Its obvious there is a demon in there. Im going in, you two can come whenever you want" I shrugged and walked inside the house
"Y/N NO, DONT GET INSIDEEEE"
Oh god, it stinks in here. Leaving Kiwi alone for hunting was stupid, why was I all flowers and love once they gave me food?! I mean its food, so it makes sense, but I fucked up now. I guess the smell will lead me to the demon.
I opened a door and stepped in, but the house somehow turned round again. When I opened the door I came in from, it was a completely different room with a guy with a boar head inside. Of course, thats just my luck
"You said you would fight me if you saw me again! Fight me!" he yelled, coming right in my face and poking my forehead
The rooms changed again, and this time we were somewhere that was kinda like a closet; So yeah, there was a bunch of cool gay people there(im sorry, but I had to). And the pig guy seemed to be panicking and losing his shit
"Hey scoot over" I yelled
"You think I can?! You are the small one here, you scoot over. Whats this?!"
"Just stay still and wait until it changes again!"
"Its suffocating in here"
"Well you arent the one whose face is against a dead pig head"
"You remind me of those damn foxes, always thinking they are the best"
"I am the best, piggy. I dont just think I am" I growled and sharpened my nails, making a big hole on the door
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The Pig And His Fox |H. Inosuke
FanfictionY/n is a half-breed, the rare product of love between a human and a demon. However, both of her parents died in a young age and Obanai, the serpent pillar took her in and made her his discipline and successor, and helped her develop her own breathin...
