"What are you making?"
"Okay, first things first, take that thing off when you are near food. If I find a grey hair in my food I will burn it myself" I rolled my eyes as he threw it off in some corner and came back, jumping from excitment
"What are we eating?"
"Food. I didnt enjoy the tempura before, so I wanna use the granny's recipe"
"Do you know how to do it, or will you set the whole kitchen on fire?"
"You idiot! Of course she knows, she is the greatest cook out there! Y/n dont make food dor this barbarian, I will bite him for you"
"You know he cant understand you, right Kiwi?" I laughed as I made him run around to get the ingredients
"Arent you a rich kid, how do you know how to cook?"
"Well the maids hated me, so I had to make do. And while I was here, granny didnt have time for me since she had to take care of the demon slayers and I helped her out when she had her hands full. Since when do you act human?"
"I ALWAYS ACT HUMAN"
"Oh there it is"
"Yeah, the barbarian attitude" Kiwi growled, clearly glaring at Inosuke who watched the food and almost had drool run out of his mouth
"Hurry up, it smells so good im gonna eat it raw"
"Try to get near her barbarian!"
"Kiwi, calm the fuck down and here it is, pig. Its hot so dont go wolfing it... and you already did" I sighed, stuffing my mouth
"Do you have more?"
"No, so kindly go and wash our plates?"
"What? No, thats useless!"
"I mean, yeah kinda but do it or I wont hear the end of it"
"You do it, woman. The great Inosuke has never washed a plate!"
"...Ah, I see you dont know how to. Thats alright, I will just do it myself" I started and he rushed to the sink, washing them aggressivly as he gave me a big grin
"See, I did it! I know how to wash plates perfectly, better than you ever could"
"Good, because Kiwi always cleans after me. I cook, cleaning is not my thing" I yanwed
We started walking out and he grabbed his mask from the ground, shoving it on his head as he tried to stride infornt of me. You can already guess how that ended, the more one of us sped up, the faster the other went, so we ended up sprinting to the room and bursting throught the door, quite loudly.
But apparently, not loud enough, because Zenitsu was still chasing after Nezuko and Tanjiro without a care in the world. Not that im complaining, of course, because having to explain why I burst into the room with Inosuke in the middle of the night would be a total pain. At least I was clear, because Kiwi was glaring daggers at him while sitting on my bed
"Why is your booger looking at me like that? Cook it for me tomorrow!" he yelled, sprinting to catch him but Kiwi avoided his attacks easily, scratching him while doing so anywhere he could find before landing on my shoulder
"I can eat him instead" Kiwi muttered, looking away while licking his paw
"Lets make that thing into tempura!" he laughed, pointing at Kiwi who looked absolutely disgusted on my shoulder. Kiwi clearly hates everyone here, maybe not Nezuko but he isnt a big fan either, and Inosuke wants to turn him into tempura.
Funny, they are all growing on me, yet Kiwi hates them all more by the second. I mean, I donmt blame him, it was always just the two of us, even while living in Ubuyashiki's mansion, with all the pillars around. We had to be in control of our actions, or we would be locked away.
Now dont get me wrong, im grateful. They could have killed me easily and save themselves from all that trouble, but they chose to try and give me a life, even if that meant I had to spent sometime locked away when I lost control os myself and my hunger. Only Kiwi would dre stay by my side then, despite knowing how my father treated his foxes, and even ate them sometimes
So he has always been suspicious of others. If we werent, we wouldnt have made it this far, so I can only imagine how strange he finds it that I trust them. But for god's sake, Zenitsu wouldnt hurt a fly, Tanjiro is carrying a literal demon, and Inosuke... well, he wouldnt hurt me for being a demon, he would hurt me because hes a dumbass.
"Let me plug his eyes out" Kiwi hissed, getting his nails out while looking at Inosuke. Of course, he expected a 'whatever' to escape my lips so he could launch on him, but not this time
"You both calm down, I feel like im dealing with little kids. And I hate those creatures, so pull it together and go to sleep, tomorrow we will have a new mission"
"How do you know y/n?" Tanjiro laughed, already tucked into his futon and watching as all of us settled down
"You are all healed, vacation is over children" I yawned, turning to my side only to bump into a boar mask
I yelped and jumped up, grabbing Kiwi and practically flying to the other corner of the room until I realised it was Inosuke. "Your nails, idiot" Kiwi muttered, trying to hide them with his tail, but failed miserably
"Wow y/n, you should cut your nails. They are really sharp"
"Uh yeah... most ladies in the town I was a while ago had them like this, guess it was some kind of trend but they really arnet convenient" I laughed akwardly, sneaking back into bed and trying to ignore the pig beside me, that was about to piss himself from how much he was laughing
"Hey, shut up. That shit is terrifying if you turn to look at it like I did!"
"Your reaction was a bit funny, y/n"
"Yeah, you could always jump into my arms if you are scared like that again" Zenitsu laughed, making crabby hands at the air while Tanjiro scolded him. Probably for his own good, because if I hadnt been so tired another fight would have broken out
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The Pig And His Fox |H. Inosuke
FanfictionY/n is a half-breed, the rare product of love between a human and a demon. However, both of her parents died in a young age and Obanai, the serpent pillar took her in and made her his discipline and successor, and helped her develop her own breathin...
