"It stinks here" I scrunched up my nose and rubbed the sleep off my eyes, raising my head from Inosuke's shoulder
"You finally woke up, you were sleeping the whole afternoon"
"Stop yelling, I just woke up"
"THATS WHY IM YELLING--" he started but shut his mouth once I banged my fist on top of his head and got off. So its the Wisteria thats giving off that disgusting scent, it made the whole final selection a total nightmare
"Oh I remember how much of a sleepy kid you were, so nice to see you again y/n"
"I havent seen you in a while granny" I smiled and bent down, letting her give me a hug before leading us inside.
"Where do you know her from y/n?"
"My master used to leave me here when I was a kid when he left on big missions, so she babysitted me. Even Kiwi loves her, plus her food is the best"
"Come on y/n, I have tempura for you. Dont tell me you forgot how to walk now?" She laughed and I run up to her, resisting the urge to get my tail out and wag it so she would pet me. "Here, a change of clothes"
I walked in with the others and grabbed the clothes as they all walked in behind me, totally relaxed, for once. Well, that was until I lifted up my shirt to my stomach and Tanjiro and Zenitsu stasrted screaming and covering their faces "Why are you freaking out?!"
"Y/n, change in another room! Geez, use your head for once, you are a girl!" Grandma shoputed, grabbing me by the ear and dragging me out, while Inosuke made fun of me
I pouted, throwing on the clothes and running to the table for food. As I picked up a piece of tempura, she slapped my hand and made me drop it back on the plate, glaring at me "Wait until the others are here, where did your manners go?"
"But im hungwyyyy"
"You always are, wait for them"
"They are taking so long just to change, those idiots" I groaned, falling back on the pillows. They finally came out after some time and grandma left as they plopped down, Tanjiro and Zenitsu by my side while Inosuke was sitting across
"START EATING ALREADY, THE OLD GEEZER SAID TO WAIT FOR YOU PRINCESSES BEFORE I EAT" I yelled, seeing as the two with the basic IQ got a bite and the pig one started stuffing his mouth with his hands
"You seriously eat like a pig" I scoffed as he looked up at me and grabbed a tempura from my plate. I widened my eyes, glaing at him as he gave me a wide smile with crumbs all over his mouth. I huffed and grabbed his last shrimp, swallowing it right away and giving him the same shit eating smile
"WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!"
"WHAT YOU DID TO ME PIGHEAD!"
"Guys, guys if you are that hungry, just take mine--" Tnjiro started but he was completely ignored, making both him and Zenitsu sweat drop as we bickered
"You know what, the first to eat all of it is getting what the other one left" I scoffed and crossed my arms, as his smile reached his ears "Is that a challenge?!"
"Yeah you idiot!" I yelled and started grabing the food just like he did, and ate it all in one go. He did the same and glared at me as we chewed, to see who would swallow first. I glanced at Kiwi and he jumped on Insouke's shoulders, making him cough out all the food and choke
By the time he was fine, I was already done with all of it and looked at him with a smug expressions, as tic marks appeared on his forehead "That wasnt fair! You cheated!"
"I dont control Kiwi, better luck next time" I scoffed and he was about to lunge at me when grandma got in and led us to our beds. Inosuke quickly fell on one, hitting the futon as he grinned at me and Tanjiro
"First come first served, im taking this one!"
"Thats fine, sleep wherever you w--"
"Hey, thats my side!" I yelled, jumping on him and trying to move him to the next one, but I ended up gettig smacked at the back of my head from grandma
"Guests first! You will be the last to pick" she growled, tugging on my ear before going to gewt the doctor. I grumbled as I plopped down on the bed next to Inosuke, returning his grin with a hateful glare
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"How come you are the only one who is completely fine, y/n?" Tanjiro sighed
"Im indistructable, thats why" I laughed. I would have been hurt more than them if it wasnt for my long nap, that healed all my injuries from before. Now, im not a demon, if they cut off my hand it will never regrow. But if they have an unjury that will take a month to heal, I will be good in one or two weeks with enough sleep and a little animal blood
"But y/n, we fell on you from a second floor windows, your back even bled before. You must have had a wound"
"I do have a bunch of bruises, those are wounds too. But nothing like you reckless guys"
"This knot hurts more than my ribs" Inosuke groaned, moving his bangs out of the way to reveal a huge bump on hs forehead. I started laughing as they bickered
"What about you y/n? Why did you join the Demon Slayer Corps?" Zenitsu sighed, sitting up a little so he see me
"I... dont know? I had to, it wasnt my choice, but I would probably do itn eiother way" I shrugged and turned the other way, to avoid the pig mask that was nearly in my face
"Like me then? You know, how the cultivator forced me to train?"
"Yeah, I guess you could say that" I yawned, smiling as Kiwi stepped on Inosuke's ribs, doing a slight jump before landing in my arms and snuggling up to me
"I WILL EAT THE DAMN THING!"
"Tanjiro, no one else is aking, so im gonna ask myself. Why are you travelling with a demon?"
"Oh yeah, im cutious about that too! You must have had her for a long time, your smells are basically the same"
"You guys knew, but didnt do anything about it?"
"I mean, I already knew the moment I met you, probably Zenitsu too. Its pretty obvious, now let Nezuko out" I smiled as she got out and grew in her normal size. She hugged me a bit before going next to Tanjiro, and looking as Zenitsu, slowly, but proggressivly grew crazier by the minute
"They are so loud" I groaned and a hand fell on my face, making me bang my head down on the pillow. I was about to cuss Inosuke out, once again but noticed he was asleep. And since I canty sleep with all this noise, why not have some fun instead?
I grabbed a brush and took his boar mask off slowly, trying not to wake him up and started writting on his face and making doodles. I drew a mustache, wrote food thief acros his forehad, and drew several pig faces and poops with flys around, but he was sleeping like a rock
"Shes my sister! My sister!" Tanjiro yelled and I plopped down on my bed, concetrating on the nonexistant silence and started falling asleep as they toned it down a knocht
It was probably the middle of the night already, when I felt Inosuke swift beside me a couple of times. He got up and walked out, and I nidged Kiwi's butt so he could be a spy for me, but nothing. That small little thing sleeps like the dead, so I followed him myself, hearing 'Man, im hungry' right off the bat.
"Me too, but if it werent for you I would be asleep right now"
"And if it werent for you dumb fox I would have won" he scoffed, crossing his arms and pouting like a child as he, I assume, glared at me throught the mask
"I know where the kitchen is, if you are still salty about that" I laughed as he made some happy noise and quit his act. Some white bubbles seemed to float around him as he got up and jumpe a little, waiting for him to lead the way
"You arent such a bad pig after all, are you?" I laughed and jumped down. The mo9ment I turned to walk he grabbed my hand and sped there, until we reached a corner and he waited for me to tell him where to go, and continued doing this all the way to the kitchen
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The Pig And His Fox |H. Inosuke
FanfictionY/n is a half-breed, the rare product of love between a human and a demon. However, both of her parents died in a young age and Obanai, the serpent pillar took her in and made her his discipline and successor, and helped her develop her own breathin...
