Revali the Unfortunate

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Mipha,Revali,Urbosa,Daruk ,Zelda, Link have joined the group chat

Revali:Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dudes.

Urbosa:*glare*

Revali:Huh? What's Urbosa doing outside my cabin?

Revali:OH GOD WHAT THE HECK SHE IS HOLDING FIRE ARROWS

Revali has been disconnected

Revali has rejoined the group chat.

Revali:What the heck Urbosa!? My house! You burned it down!

Urbosa: That's what you get for changing my name,Ravioli!

Revali:Don't call me that!

Urbosa:Just because you lived in a mansion doesn't mean you get to boss us around!

Revali:THAT WAS A  COTTAGE

Zelda:Champions, this is going too far.

Revali changed Zelda 's name into IGNORANT PRINCESS

IGNORANT PRINCESS:Revali,change my name right now or els-

Revali has kicked Zelda out of the group chat

Urbosa:REVALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna kill you! You birb!

Urbosa:Oh.I meant to write bird but birb is a pretty insulting name too.

Revali:DON"T CALL ME BIRB YOU STUPID GENIE.

Urbosa:............>:(................

Revali:What is Urbosa doing here for the second time in -

Revali has been disconnected

Mipha: What is going over there??!

Daruk:Urbosa just burned the word BIRB across Revali's butt with her surprisingly electric fingers.

Mipha:Oh oka-WAIT WHAT??!! How do you know this?

Daruk:There's a great view on Death Mountain.There's also a buncha Koroks.

Link:KOROK

Urbosa:Is Link drunk again?

Mipha:Drunk? No,he's in Zora's Domain right now.He's just bored.

Link:SO BORING

Mipha:See?

Urbosa:Oh okay.Now I understand.

Zelda:Hey! I found Link's photos!

Daruk:Let's go through it!

Link:Nononononononononononononononononononono

Zelda:

Mipha:????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mipha:????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link: *dies of embarrassment*

Urbosa:No wonder  my guards alerted me when  a suspicious Hylian vai entered town.It was Link!

Link: Uhhh..Errm..Umm..

Zelda:

Link:THIS IS MY PRIVACY

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Link:THIS IS MY PRIVACY

Mipha:CUUUUUUUUUTE!

Zelda:

Link:STOP!!

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Link:STOP!!

Zelda:

Link:KILL ME

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Link:KILL ME

Zelda:

Link:PLEASE

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Link:PLEASE

Zelda:Aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd that's it.

Link: *faints*

Link:Uh oh. Big Brother Link fainted.

Zelda:Satori!

Urbosa:Who's that?

Zelda:That's Link's little brother,he's amazing.He's only 9 and he know's how to sword fight already

Link:I'm gonna go carry Big Brother Link to his bed

Urbosa:Wish we could talk longer but I have issues to take care of.

Zelda: Me too

Urbosa and Zelda have left the group chat

Daruk:I'm gonna eat breakfast

Link:Okay.

Daruk has left the group chat

Link has left the group chat

Mipha has left the group chat


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