Wild: SMASH SMASH
Revali: My pots! What the hell Wild!
Wild: SMASH WHAM CRASH
Revali: My mother's pots!
Mipha: HELP HELP HELP HE"S BREAKING ALL THE POTS IN ZORA"S DOMAIN!!!
Zelda: Link just saved my life by throwing a pot at a Moblin
Mipha: ...
Wild: SMASH WHAM
2,000,000 rupees has been added to Wild's bank account
Revali: SOO RICH! ME GONNA BREAK POTS
Urbosa:He's drunk.
Revali:OOGA OOGA POT!!!
Mipha:Did he have to much Noble Pursuits again?
Urbosa:I dunno
Revali: POT POT POT POT POT POTS!
Mipha: 😬😒
Revali: *grabs a sword and tries to kill Wild and Twilight*
Twilight: Cut it out,bub!
Mipha has kicked Revali out of the group chat
Wild: Hurrah for Mipha!!!
Mipha: (^///^)
Mipha: Note for all the readers out there:This chapter will be very short due to possible lack of interest
Wild:Readers?
Zelda: We're in a book in Wattpad
Wild:What's Wattpad? Is that some kind of place in Hyrule? Oh! Maybe it that place with the talking tree!
Zelda: That's the Lost Woods in the center of the Korok Forest, idiot.
Wild :Hey! I'm not an idiot!
Mipha: Well,I'm gonna go now. Sidon is poking in my stuff again.
Mipha has left the group chat
Daruk: I'm going to eat my rock roasts
Daruk has left the group chat
Urbosa: I have stuff to take care of. Like that Bokoblin poking around the shrine
Wild:What shrine?
Urbosa: The Daqo Chisay shrine. Metal Connections
Urbosa has left the group chat
The Links have left the group chat
Zelda: Oh well.
Zelda has left the group chat
