Camping in Akkala

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Bokoblin joined the group chat

Bokoblin: *snort?*

Toon:??

Bokoblin:*static* *inaudible snorting noises*

Bokoblin: Arggg! You stinky pig!

Twilight:??!

Bokoblin changed their name to Zelda

Zelda: Hi! 😊

Zelda: One of those stupid red pig monsters stole my Sheikah Slate and chucked it onto the Great Plateau. Wild had to teleport to the Oman Au Shrine with his Sheikah Slate to get it back!

Sky: *chuckles* Quite an adventure ,Princess.

Zelda: Indeed.

Wild: Camping!

Twilight: That's right. We're going camping in Akkala.

Wild: Tarrey Town!

Twilight: We'll be hanging around Tarrey Town for a few days to stock up food and supplies

Zelda: Ooooh 😍! Can I come?

Time: Of course Princess! We'd be happy to!

12 hours later...

Sky: Are we all set!

Time: I think so!

Epona: *licks Wild*

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Epona: *licks Wild*

Wild :Easy there, Epona.

Epona: *neigh*

Sky: *hops on his Crimson Loftwing*

Time: We got to move now if we want to get to Ordorac Quarry before sundown!

Wild: Giddyap, Epona!!

*upbeat music*

Almost an hour later..

Wild: We're here!

*funky piano music*

Twilight: Uh oh. We all know what that music means...

Everyone: Guardian!!!

Wild:*shoots an Ancient Arrow into the Guardian's eye*

Sky: Phew.

Time: *stomach grumbles* I'm hungry

Twilight: Always thinking about food....*sigh* Wild,get cooking!

Wild: Got it!!

Wild :For today's dinner ,we have Creamy Seafood Stew ,Some Seared Steak ,Copious Fried Wild Greens, Pumpkin Stew, Salty Grilled Ironshell Crab, Seafood Paella and for desert we have Apple Pie!!!

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Wild :For today's dinner ,we have Creamy Seafood Stew ,Some Seared Steak ,Copious Fried Wild Greens, Pumpkin Stew, Salty Grilled Ironshell Crab, Seafood Paella and for desert we have Apple Pie!!!

Time: Yummy!

Twilight: *sweatdrops* Why did you make so much!?

Twilight: *sweatdrops* Why did you make so much!?

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Zelda: Let's dig in then!

Two hours of laughing ,eating and talking later..

Time: Boy, that was delicious!

Sky: You can say that again!

Time: Boy, that was delicious!

Sky: Not literally!!

Wild: I'll tell you what Time. Wash that big pile of dished over there and I'll make you your favorite Egg Pudding.

Time:Oh Boy!*runs to all the dishes ,washing them with supersonic speed*

Zelda:😅

Time: Done!

Wild: Already done??! 😶

Time:🙄😑 Obviously ,idiot.

Sky:I'm heading to bed.

Toon:So am I.

Sky: *crawls into the tent*

*tent collapses on him*

 Sky:Who built this?! I gonna kill him!*muffled swearing*

Twilight: *chuckle* 

Sky: *growl* Grrr...

Sky: *chases Sky with a stick*

Twilight :Ahh! I swear! It wasn't meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....*runs off with Sky in hot pursuit*

Zelda:Oh Dear. I built the tent.

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