Zelda: Let's go shopping at the Great Hyrule Mall!
Wild:*weakly* You guys go. I'm still recovering from crashing into 42 trees while shield surfing...
Twilight: 🙄 You just don't wanna go shopping. I'll go with Zelda and Sky. time, You are in charge of taking care of Wild.
Time: Sure! *wink*
Wild: That's never a good sign...
Zelda: We are leaving!
Time: We will have so much fun!
Wild: Oh no...
Meanwhile, at the mall...
Twilight: I want to buy this Ordonian Armor.
Zelda: Why? You have your Hero's clothes don't you?
Twilight: It gives me a taste of home.
Sky: Understandable. I want that Tunic of the Sky.
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Twilight: This Snowquill Outfit is very warm and cozy.
Sky: I want one too.
Meanwhile.....
Time: HELP!
Wild: Ahh!!!!!
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Guardian: *zap* *zap*
Wild: *screams*
Time: I shouldn't have attempted to kill that Guardian!
Wild: I like Twi's babysitting better!
Time: That is an insult.
Guardian: *beep* *zap*
BAM! BOOM!
Time: Guardians are supposed to be our aides in defeating the Calamity!
Wild: Yeah and you made this one angry!
Guardian: *beep beep beep*
Wild: I lived in Hyrule for ages and I know what that means! It's charging a super attack! It will kill itself in the process, but we will be hurt too!
Time: What's the attack's radius?!
Wild: 12 km!
Time: *whistles*
Wild: What are you doing?!
Time: Calling a Loftwing!
Loftwing: *caw!*
Time: C'mon! Climb on!
Wild: No! Amiibo! Epona!!
Epona: *neigh!*
Epona: *running* *clop clop*
BOOM!
Wild: That was close!
Time: Wild! Are you all right?!
Wild: Urk... I broke my arm...
Twilight: *runs over* What happened here?!
Zelda: Time! Wild! What happened?!
Time: Wild broke his arm. Some rogue guardian attacked us!
Zelda: That might be a sign of the incoming Calamity...
Sky: It worries me quite a lot...
Twilight: We weren't able to defeat the Calamity 10,000 years ago, but we will succeed this time.
Zelda: My father made a good choice of calling the other Links over.
Twilight: But first, we have to deal with Wild's arm....
Sky: Mipha could heal it, but she's on vacation.
Time: Where?
Sky: Lurelin Village.
Twilight:... Well, what are we waiting for? Let's head to Lurelin Village.
Urbosa,Mipha,Daruk and Revali have joined the chat
Daruk: Hey little guy! What's up?
Daruk: *stares*
Daruk: Why are there like six little guys?
Twilight: I'm Twilight, from the Ordon Village in the Twilight kingdom. You can call me Twi!
Daruk: They can talk?! What happened to the silent Link?!
Urbosa: 😅
Sky: I'm Sky, from the Skyloft Kingdom!
Time: I'm Time, from the Time Kingdom!
Urbosa: Little bird,what are all these Links doing here?
Zelda: They are our aides for defeating the Calamity.
Revali:
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Wild: ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Revali: I JUST WALKED BY!!!
Mipha: As if birds can actually walk. 🙄🙄🙄
Urbosa: DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO POST IT!!!
Zelda: What in Hyrule happened to privacy?!
Revali: Well, Mipha is saying that BIRDS CAN ONLY FLY. That is discrimination.
Urbosa: So? Who cares about you, Revali.
Twilight: We are ending this here so see you later!
