Sky: I'm dying! It's so hot...
Twilight: Put on this Desert Voe Tunic and drink some Hydromelon Juice. It will help.
Sky: Hey! It helped! Thanks a lot!
Twilight: 😑😑
Wild: We've received a letter with all the data we need on the Yiga Clan from Riju.Let's go back and analyze what we've received.
Zelda: I agree.
Going back to the house in Hatteno Village...
Time: We're finally here!
Sky: Now let's open the letter...*rips open the letter*
Twilight: What is this?! *drops letter and draws sword*
Wild: What? What is it?
Twilight: A Yiga Summon!
*paper glows and summons a horde of Yiga Footsoldiers and Archers*
Wild: Oh f***
2 hours later....
Time: We've finally defeated them all. I haven't fought so valiantly in ages!
Wild: You only killed one and you sat there eating a bunch of apples that you wouldn't even share!I'm only at a quarter health!!!
Time Go buy one yourselves!
Sky: *mutters* Idiot...
Time: What the hell did you say to me?!
Sky: I don't remember. You're so ugly you made me forget what I said.
Time: ...Grrrrrr...
Twilight: We have to watch out for those Yiga Assasins. Go burn the Yiga Summon with your Flameblade ,Wild.
Wild: Ok...
*Yiga Summon summons a Yiga Blademaster*
Time: Oh double f***
Twilight: Sky! Go burn down the summon. Wild, help me fight. Time, protect Zel and call for backup!
Sky: Got it! Wild! Flameblade!
Wild: *tosses the Flameblade*
Time: Summon! Enter....Midna of the Twilight Realm!
Midna: What do ya need!?
Time: Oh... um.. you're in human form?
Midna: Obviously!
Time: Can you help?
Midna: No!
Time: Ok then. Bye. Reverse-Summon!
*Midna disappears*
Time: Summon! Enter....Navi,Moosh and Ricky!
A/N: For those who don't know, Navi is Link's companion in Ocarina of Time and Moosh and Ricky appear in Oracle of Ages as Link's allies.
Ricky: Oh, Hi Link! You look a little different...
Time: That's cause I'm Time! From Ocarina of Time! Hi Navi!
Navi; Why did you summon me? I need you to help me fight that Yiga!
Navi: I don't do well in fighting. Sorry! Bye. *disappears*
Time: Bruh. I think she's just lazy because she's usually watching Breaking: Hyrule News and Hyrule Cooking right now...
Ricky: I'll fight!
Moosh: Me too!
To be continued...
