My Godfather, Phil Lester.

Ella, I Am Your Father...Figure

Ok, so I changed one detail in the first chapter about Ella talking, so if you want to go back and read that before this chapter be my guest. Much love to those who still read this.

As Ella got used to her new surroundings, she began to open up to Phil and Dan. As her eleventh month on this plant came around she began making more of those gurgling/choking noises that almost always made one of the boys piss their pants with fear. Then one day a gurgle did not come out, but a real word.
"Dada...", Ella smiles as she looks up at Phil with open arms. While Phil never called himself her father, many other people did and she must of caught on to that.
"Dan, Dan!" Phil shrieks.
"Dear sweet baby Jesus, what Phil?" Dan cries as he runs out of bed as Phil has woken him from a dead sleep.
"The day has come." Phil says looking at Dan.
"Holy shit, she started her period already?!"
"No Dan! Dear god, why would you think that? She's eleven months old!"
"I don't know, maybe Americans mature faster than us!"
"Dan, do you think before you speak? The other thing! She called me dad."
"Are you not her father?" Dan questions.
"I don't know! Am I?" He sighs as he picks Ella up and looks her in the eye, "Ella, I am your father."
"You're not Anakin!"
"Well, it still felt odd!"
"Well, you're the closest thing she has to a dad and you might as well take on the role 100% or she'll turn into a stripper."
"Her parents would haunt me if I let that happen."
"And you know I don't like ghost or anything that could come from a ouija board, so don't let it happen."
"What do you think I'm trying to do Daniel."
"Don't full name me Philip, I'm going back to bed."
"It's 2 in the afternoon."
Dan pokes his head out of his room and points to his face. "Does it look like I give a fuck?" He says as the door closes.