Oneshots | woosang

Devil child

When your lifelong friend asks you for a favor, it is logical that you accept, no matter what they ask of you. That's what Yeosang did, his friend of more than ten years asked him to take care of his little son and it is obvious that he did not reject.

"I thank you very much for this Sangie, you have saved our lives" the man had hugged the other.

"No problem San, you know that Wooyoung is my favorite nephew" these words made Yeosang more hugged, "Ok, I think that's enough, you're taking my breath away San."

With a smile, San squeezed him tighter before releasing him and his brown-haired friend adjusted his shirt.

"It's all set guys, Wooyoung be nice to Uncle Sang" Yuhan, San's wife, interrupted with the six-year-old holding hands.

The boy looked at the brown-haired man with a tender smile, ran up to him and took his hand. Yeosang said goodbye to the couple as the boy ran into the house.

"Don't worry, have fun!" he closed the door and as he did so he found a boy with a Nerf gun, "What is Wooyoungie doing, do you want me to play-"

Before he finished he was attacked with many toy darts, followed by a loud laugh. When the dart attack was over the boy was no longer in front of him but he could hear his footsteps.

"Choi Wooyoung! It's not fair that you attack me-" When he was going to enter the kitchen again he was attacked with more darts, all aimed at his face and towards his crotch, "Wooyoung, stop!"

The boy did the opposite, quickly grabbed another toy gun and fired until he had no ammunition left, then ran off.

"But what's wrong with this child !? Wooyoung come here!"  Yeosang went out in search of the boy, he went to the terrace where the boy was definitely, "Choi Wooyoung, what the hell is wrong with you !? I'm supposed to be your favorite uncle, because- ahh!"

The boy threw a water balloon across his face, the poor man even swallowed some of the liquid.

"War!" Wooyoung started bombarding the poor man with multiple water balloons.

Yeosang tried to cover himself with what he could, he even used a pillow which got soaked and also ended up against the wall. Out of nowhere he stopped getting water balloons, he carefully lowered the pillow, which was a mistake. Wooyoung had another Nerf pistol, a water pistol, and he didn't hesitate to fire its contents.

The boy used all the water in the toy before running off laughing into the house, leaving the brown-haired man behind. Yeosang was coughing because of the water that ran through his nose, his clothes were all soaked and the object in his hand as well.

"But what the hell is wrong with this kid?" he whispered, dropped to the floor, "San said he had been up to mischief, but I never believed him at this level."

A loud noise made the man re-enter the home, he went to the kitchen but there was no one, just a couple of broken eggs on the floor.

"It can't be ... His parents work to bring food and this brats just wastes it" as he picked up the shells and tried to clean up the little mess, he didn't feel the little steps that approached him, "This kid needs discipline-"

Out of nowhere he was covered by a white powder, it was flour and from the fright he lost his balance and fell with bubbles. Wooyoung took advantage of this to smash two eggs on the adult's head, and then run away.

"CHOI WOOYOUNG !! LITTLE BOY! "

Wet, covered in flour and with two Eggs on his head, that's how Yeosang was and now he was about to look for the cause of this. Running, he chased the boy who was going up to the second floor, the older one left a trail of white dust where he passed but that in those moments did not matter to him. The boy's laughter was all that was heard.

"Now you crossed the line, damn it" the boy stopped at the end of the immense corridor and took another toy gun, "But how many toys of that kind do they buy you !?"

"Papa says that this is how I practice my aim and this was given to me by you" smiling, the 'innocent' little boy spoke.

"Well that will be the last one I give you, for the next time I'll buy you cars" Yeosang walked slowly towards the boy, "Look Woo, why don't we talk calmly, from man to little man ... and I won't tell your parents about this."

"Won't you tell mommy and daddy? I don't believe you "the man kept approaching slowly but the boy kept pointing at him," You are dad's best friend, you tell him everything."

"Good point, but I'll let this time pass ... Just put the gun down and-"

"Noo!"

"Wooyoung, put down the toy gun and walk away from her with your hands raised" the boy wrinkled his nose and stuck his tongue out at the older one, "Put down the gun young man!"

"Never!" and he shot with everything.

This time the shot was not water but paint. The blue color came together with the flour, egg debris, and water Yeosang already had on top. On the other hand Wooyoung screamed and laughed while his poor babysitter tried to get away from him, suddenly the house phone rang. The boy finished emptying the gun and then ran downstairs.

"Mommy! Yes, the uncle and I are having a lot of fun... .He's in the bathroom that's why I'm talking... Yes mommy, I won't give any problems... Bye, I love you "Wooyoung was looking with a smile at the stained man in the doorway," Mommy says she wants everything clean. "

"You are just like your father, a fool."

"No bad words!"

But what a nice way to shut him up, the boy threw an egg all over his face.