Oneshots | woosang

These idiots

Fantasy OT8 AU

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"This must be a joke!" Yeosang looked at himself in the mirror, "WOOYOUNG !!"

The blond boy's scream did not upset his boyfriend, he just walked while he continued eating his ice cream until he was in the same room as the other. He almost choked on seeing the blonde, Yeosang had two bunny ears sticking out of his head and a small white tail. When the blonde saw his boyfriend through the mirror, he turned and looked at him angrily.

"You piece of idiot, what did you do !?" Wooyoung couldn't stop looking at the adorable white ears, not even Yeosang's anger made him look intimidating, "Hey, answer me!"

"You look adorable" this made the blonde even more angry, who puffed out his cheeks and walked to hit the shoulder of his partner, "Maybe they are false."

"They are false? False !? Does this seem false to you!" his ears moved like his tail, Wooyoung turned him to cover the fluffy tail with his hand and give it a light squeeze, "Hey! But-but what the hell Wooyoung !? "

"Oh yeah it's real, well darling tell me what happened" the black-haired man walked to sit in a chair and continue eating his ice cream, "Why do you have those cute ears?"

"Oh trust me, I'd like to know too, since someone played with my teas" the blonde pointed at the cup he had used, "Tell me honey, have you been using my positions without permission?"

"You know perfectly well that I do not touch any of your work, witch things are not my style" he ate another bit of ice cream while his boyfriend rubbed his face, "It could have been the boys, they said they would borrow something a few days ago."

"Those damn slags, I'll kill them."

Yeosang went out in search of his cell phone with Wooyoung behind him, the bunny tail wagging as the blonde complained and cursed, obviously the black-haired man couldn't help but touch her again. The witch called the oldest of his friends, the most responsible of all, while his boyfriend caressed his ears.

"Stop doing that, it's annoying and ticklish- Hello? Seonghwa? Oh thank god you answered" he lightly tapped Wooyoung's hand to leave his ears, "Well in fact what I want to tell you is something important, are you with the others? ... Well, you think you could come to our home? ... Yes! Great, see you."

He hung up the call and turned to eat some of his boyfriend's ice cream.

"I'm going to kill them one by one and no one is going to stop me."

"Rabbit boy kills his friends? Sounds like a bad movie" he wiped the corner of Yeosang's lip and gave him another ice cream, "Do you want to bet who the culprit was? "

"WE ARRIVED! WOOSANG, HERE WE ARE- BUT WHAT IS IT ON YOUR HEAD !? "

The couple's six noisy friends made their grand entrance into the living room, meeting a Yeosang with his arms crossed but they didn't care, his ears took the entire show.

"Were you doing some kind of role-playing sex?" Seonghwa took a seat and his husband copied him, "Because I really don't want to hear that story."

"It has nothing to do with that believe me, Yeosang wants to ask you something" the rest sat down and from the look of his boyfriend he realized that he did not want to be there for that conversation, "Very well, I'll go do something to eat and I'll bring juice, have fun talking."

Yeosang didn't say anything for minutes, he just stood there looking at his friends and making them uncomfortable. The boys looked at each other, waiting for the blonde to speak.

"Who was?"

"Who was from what?"

"Don't play dumb with me Hongjoong, who was in my studio?" again the boys looked at each other, "Someone was in my studio and played with my potions, I want to know who he was."

"Why do you think it was us? You know you live with someone else, right."

"I didn't do it, if I want to see Yeosang with bunny ears and a tail I would buy it myself" Wooyoung appeared and gave everyone glasses of orange juice, "Just tell him who it was to make him happy."

"It wasn't me" Yeosang narrowed his eyes as he stared at Yunho, the man raised his hands, "I swear, it wasn't me!"

"I don't believe him," San spoke up this time, earning a bad look from his black-haired friend, "I'm sorry but you've always said you want to be in Sangie's studio."

"Being but not touching his things."

While those two had a staring battle, Yeosang turned to glancing at the rest, especially the older two.

"Very well, married couple, talk once" he began to point out, "I know that you are accomplices of one of them or maybe it was you?"

"I know nothing."

"And I don't know anything either."

"If you say who it was, I'll pay you whatever you want" again Wooyoung appeared, this time leaning against the door frame, "And I'll also let you use my credit card for two weeks."

This made noise in the ears of the boys and they did not take a second to respond, unfortunately for the guilty they did not have time to speak. Yeosang pulled the ears of the culprits as he threatened them.

"They should be grateful that he has the ingredients for an antidote, I'm sure he would be hanging them right now" Wooyoung commented as he watched from the kitchen as his boyfriend kept scolding the minors, "When did Jongho and Mingi enter the studio?"

"Or that's easy" San commented with food in his mouth, Seonghwa told him to swallow first before starting to speak, "It was when you guys went out on that double date with the married couple, Yunho and I just helped them get in here."

"You mean you four broke into our house? I knew it was a bad idea for Yeo to give that key to Seonghwa"

The blonde entered the kitchen with two men who were walking with their heads down, Yeosang went to sit on the legs of his boyfriend to eat what he had made. Out of nowhere Jongho and Mingi started laughing at something and Yeosang turned red and even almost threw the plate at them.