Jiraiya x Reader Stories(Smut)

Happy Valentine's Day

Originally posted on Valentine's 2020
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One would think that a over dramatic romance novelist would be good at what he writes. But to be honest, Jiraiya was completely blanking. This was his first Valentines with a girlfriend. You! Super cute, adorable, really awesome you! The fuck does he do? His best, that's what he'll do!

You won't be home for a few hours. A 'work' thing called you out. Jiraiya's struggles began. Running to about ten different flower shops, in a hopeless struggle to find roses. Well, every other person in the village had the same idea! He sighs and relents, settling for your favourite flowers instead. All the roses were sold out. God damn it. He fights through hordes of men to the gift card section. God he hates people sometimes. Annoyed and frustrated with the other last minute crowd goers, he takes one and goes. Next was strawberries and chocolate.... fuck. How? How are they out of everything? Don't they know most men are bachelors at heart and suck at this shit? He sighs and settles what he can. At least there's still chocolate... and your favourite sour gummy candy. He can dip those, right?

You come home, slightly annoyed. Work just wasted like half your day! Well... 'work' was going to half the shops around town trying to find something for Jiraiya. You'd much rather spend it with your significant other, but he was hard to buy for sometimes. Luckily, you did find something. Hopefully, he will like it. The house smells like... burning. You sniff a few more times. Hm, gross.

"Jiraiya? Are you okay?" You call out.

"Yeah! Just in the kitchen."

You wander to the kitchen. It's... a mess. Melted and solidified chocolate was all over the countertops... on a cloth... burnt all over the stovetop. You recognize the candy you like chocolate dipped and set aside on a cookie tray. Only about three looked good. There was a card tucked into a red, chocolate printed envelope beside it with your name on it. A half mangled bouquet of your favourite flowers were half thrown on the counter. In the middle, was your chocolate covered boyfriend. It looked like Jiraiya fought with the entire bar of chocolate. It was all over his clothes, hands, even some on his face. He looked a little frazzled and tired. But excited to see you.

"Happy Valentines Day!" He greeted as he gestured to his hard work.

"Happy Valentines Day!" You return with a grin.

You pick up a chocolate covered gummy and chew on it as you open the card. It was a funny card, it made you giggle. The candy didn't taste bad at all, just a little warm. The flowers you pick up and you hold them. Inspecting the partially smooshed petals.

"I uh... dropped them on the way home." Jiraiya admitted.

"I love them. I love all of this." You tell him happily. You give him a kiss, he tastes like chocolate.

"Aw damn it! I forgot to get champagne!" He smacks his forehead for the oversight.

"Oh.... well..." you walk back to your bag and pull out a bottle. It's top shelf saké, and it happens to be one of Jiraiya's favourites. With it was some ribbon tied to the neck, and a single rose tucked in between to hold it beside the bottle. "It's not champagne, but I figure you'd like this better."

"Aw! I love it!" Jiraiya was blushing. He took the bottle from you and gave you a kiss. "Let's crack it open, shall we?"

You grab some cups while he breaks the seal. You tuck the rose behind his ear before handing over your cup. He fills yours before his and holds it out for a toast.

"To a great Valentines!"

You cheer his glass and repeat his words. He hooks his hand behind your back and pulls you close. Now he tastes like saké and chocolate. Not a bad combo. He just needs to have the rest of that chocolate licked off of him.