☘︎︎ 𝙏𝙖𝙣𝙟𝙞𝙧𝙤 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙢 ☘︎︎

𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟺𝟾

My teacher is stalking me, at least he gives me drugz tho

Also this shit is going to be a bit different so... spicy warning

———————————-
{Muzan POV}

Damnit.

Why the hell is Tanjiro always with a hashira!

"So Your saying Tanjiro ran off into the woods and the flame pillar hid him from you?" I sighed, staring at the upper moon one who was bowed at my feet.

He nodded his head while looking to the floor "yes master, I couldn't pinpoint their location due to the rain. I am very sorry for disappointing you"

I growled under my breath and pointed to ye door "that'll be all. Leave." I hissed, turning my back to the demon and rubbing my temples in annoyance.

Tanjiro Kamado.

Why must you make my life so much harder?

Ugh what do I do?

None of my plans are working...

He keeps on getting swarmed with hashira every time I send someone out! Curse them! I gritted my teeth and punched the wall to my right, the plaster crumbling to the floor as a massive concave dent now appeared.

This is so infuriating.

————————————

Tanjiro was innocent in a simple sort of way really.

When it came to the affection of others and understanding their feelings; he was quite thick if that's how you want to put it.

However, due to him being exposed to the lustful experiences with both demon's and humans; Tanjiro had become a little less oblivious when it came to intimate affection. The thing he wouldn't understand was how other people felt about him.

How they would go above and beyond in order to protect him. That is what Tanjiro was oblivious about.

In fact, as of right now Tanjiro was being kidnapped by the girls.

"H-hold on! Let me just say good morning to Nezuko!" Tanjiro wailed, clinging onto the doorframe whilst Makio, Suma, Hinatsuru and Mitsuri were all working together to pry him from the door. Shinobu just stood to the side and giggled.

"There's no time! We need to get you dressed up!" Mitsuri laughed, finally making Tanjiro release his grip and sending them all stumbling into the hallway.

Tanjiro took his chance when everyone fell over to get up, however Makio grabbed his ankle and made Tanjiro fall to the floor again "not so fast cutie" he growled, standing up and chucking Tanjiro over her shoulder.

"I've got him ladies let's go!"

They all cheered and ignored Tanjiro's persistent wriggling as Makio carried him back to their shared room "perfect kidnapping!" Suma laughed, engulfing the deflated Tanjiro in a hug.

Tanjiro sighed and simply sat in silence as the four woman squealed and shuffled through various different wardrobes for the 'perfect dress' as they called it.

"What about this one!" Mitsuri exclaimed, holding up a white long sleeved dress with a beautiful vintage floral corset.