~~Childhood memories~~
1] When you would try to make your little brother or sister stop crying after you had hit then so you wouldn't get in trouble. ...
You: -walking to take out the trash-
Little brother: -laughing- "Aha you gotta take out the trash"
You: (gets mad) "shut up" (punches him)
Little brother: (starts crying)
You: (telling him to be quite) "Shhh; shut up"
Mom: "What yall doing?"
You: "nothing! (looks at brother) Shut up"
2] When moms would claim nobody helped around the house, so you try to help her but she gets more pissed...
Mom: "bitches never help me do shit In this damn house"
You: "Need some help ma? "
Mom: "Nope I'll do it my self, like I do everything else in this phucking house! "
3] When your mom forced you to get on the phone when u didnt want to. ..
Mom: (on the phone) "mhmm gurl he right here"
You: -whispering- "Noooo"
Mom: "wanna talk to him?"
You: -stomps feet- "Nooooo damn!"
Mom: -glares at you- "Get your ass on this phone"
You: -sucks teeth- "Helloooo"
4) when you got in trouble by your mom but your friend was always on her side cause he was scared of her...
Mom: (holding a belt) "Lil punk always wanna get in trouble at school huh"
You: "But i barely ev-
Mom: "Shut you ass up! "
Friend: "yeah dude shut up"
Mom: "yep that's right! "
You: "Really yo?"
5) When u was little and your mom caught you singing something u aint have no business singing...
You: -Singing with headphones in- "yeah we gon phuck these hoes up, ayee"!!
Mom: -screaming your name-
You: "we gots these hoes in the cut, yahh"!!
Mom: "oh so yo lil as in here cussing?"
You: -looks at mom- "Noooo!"
Mom: "you a hoe?"
You: "noo. I not no hoe ma. its a song"
Mom: "idc wat song it is. you finna get that ass whoopinnng"
You: "no I dont want no whooping!"
Mom: "so. u finna get it"
You: -whines- "momaa nooo!"
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...(Book Two) You know your black when
HumorYou know Your black When part....Two. Please read if u read part on...if u didn't u can still read. soo like I said on the first on, true ways to know if your really black...please read!!! Love you guys bye