...(Book Two) You know your black when

You know you Black when....

~~Childhood memories~~

1] When you would try to make your little brother or sister stop crying after you had hit then so you wouldn't get in trouble. ...

You: -walking to take out the trash-

Little brother: -laughing- "Aha you gotta take out the trash"

You: (gets mad) "shut up" (punches him)

Little brother: (starts crying)

You: (telling him to be quite) "Shhh; shut up"

Mom: "What yall doing?"

You: "nothing! (looks at brother) Shut up"

2] When moms would claim nobody helped around the house, so you try to help her but she gets more pissed...

Mom: "bitches never help me do shit In this damn house"

You: "Need some help ma? "

Mom: "Nope I'll do it my self, like I do everything else in this phucking house! "

3] When your mom forced you to get on the phone when u didnt want to. ..

Mom: (on the phone) "mhmm gurl he right here"

You: -whispering- "Noooo"

Mom: "wanna talk to him?"

You: -stomps feet- "Nooooo damn!"

Mom: -glares at you- "Get your ass on this phone"

You: -sucks teeth- "Helloooo"

4) when you got in trouble by your mom but your friend was always on her side cause he was scared of her...

Mom: (holding a belt) "Lil punk always wanna get in trouble at school huh"

You: "But i barely ev-

Mom: "Shut you ass up! "

Friend: "yeah dude shut up"

Mom: "yep that's right! "

You: "Really yo?"

5) When u was little and your mom caught you singing something u aint have no business singing...

You: -Singing with headphones in- "yeah we gon phuck these hoes up, ayee"!!

Mom: -screaming your name-

You: "we gots these hoes in the cut, yahh"!!

Mom: "oh so yo lil as in here cussing?"

You: -looks at mom- "Noooo!"

Mom: "you a hoe?"

You: "noo. I not no hoe ma. its a song"

Mom: "idc wat song it is. you finna get that ass whoopinnng"

You: "no I dont want no whooping!"

Mom: "so. u finna get it"

You: -whines- "momaa nooo!"

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