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1) When your mama ask you why you not behaving in school, but she already know the answer...
Mom- "So why is your teacher calling me?"
You- " Idk, what she say?"
Mom- " That You Was Disrupting the phucking class!! "
You- "Well bitch, if you already know the answer, dont phucking ask me"
2) When your mom invites over her friend tht you don't like..
Moms Friend: -walks to your mom- "Girl I dont know how you do it, your son bad ass hell bitch"
You: -Runs inthe living room- " No im not old lady, u just mad u dont get no dick!"
Moms friend: -turns glaring @ you-
Mom: " Hey, shut the hell up and get the phuck out! "girl im so sorry bout tht "
You: -walks away slowly glaring at the lady- " its not over..."
3) When your mom threatens you in her "calm" voice....
You: -laying down playing the game-
Mom: -comes and turns it off- " Boy if you don't get you ass off this couch and clean up, I Will hurt you so hard you gone be looking like no neck Benzino, no get the hell up!"
You: :0....damn
4) When mamas complain about letting her cold air out
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You: -going out side to your squad- "Whooo, wats up squad"!
Mom: "CLOSE MY MOTHER PHUCKING DOOR LETTING ALL MY GOD DAMN COLD AIR OUT"!!!
You: -closing da door- "dang she be tripping, aint even give me a chance"
5) When your mom yelling at you, and you shrug your shoulder...
Mom: -Yelling- "I DONT GIVE A PHUCK, YOU STILL A MOTHER PHUCKING CHILD WHO LIVES UNDER MY GOD DAMN ROOF!!!"
You: ...~Shrugs while looking out the window~
Mom: -turns around to hit you- "BITCH SHRUG THEM AGIAN!"
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(Girls Be Like)
1) Tht moment when the girl stop talking in the middle of her sentence...
Girl: "girl come on, i dont give a phuck, cause these hoes know!... -rolls eyes and walks off-
You: ....... -Looks around- what yall know?..
2)when girls cant play a game....
-bowling-
You: -goes and just throws the ball-
Boy: "haha, damn babe you suck "
You: - sucks teeth- "what you think I care, I dont care". "this not my phucking sport I don't like this "
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YOU ARE READING
...(Book Two) You know your black when
HumorYou know Your black When part....Two. Please read if u read part on...if u didn't u can still read. soo like I said on the first on, true ways to know if your really black...please read!!! Love you guys bye
