...(Book Two) You know your black when

you know u blck wen part.....idek

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1) When u was little, and u had yo parents phone ...

You: -recording on the phone- "My momma be trying to sneak on me".

"I suppose to be sleep" -laughs and starts singing- Whoaaaa

Mom: Boy what the hell u still doing up!!

You: -crying- Im going to bed!

2) When u didnt get wat u wanted as a kid, you would drop dead.

You: "Mamma can I hve some McDonald's"?!!

Mom: "Noo!"

You: -Sucks teeth and drops on the floor rolling around- Mannnn

3) When you was a kid, and your mama was about to leave the house..

You: " Mom, were you going?"

Mom: "DONT WORRY BOUT WERE IM GOING, JUST DONT OPEN MY DOOR FOR NOBODY!!"

You: "But wat if something happend?"

Mom: "BUT WHAT IF NOTHING, ILL WHOOP YO ASS. NOW GET UP...AND SHUT THE PHUCK UP!!"

4) When yo mom said u was stank from being out side...

Mom: "Ewe, you stank. you smell like out side, take a shower "

You: "Well bitch, u smell like inside, so...shut up. "

5) When your mom told u to bring her something, but u couldn't find it.

Mom: -says your name- "bring me my keys"

You: "I cant find them ma"

Mom: "Let me tell u something, if I find them keys im whooping yo ass

6) When u would be nice to yo parents so they would forget to beat you.

You: -walk in room- " Ma, you still want me to bring u some water"?

Mom: "oh,Yeah baby"

You: ok!!

Mom: "and a belt cause im still beating yo ass"

7) when yo mom thought u was running up her electricity...

you: -watching tv when yo mama walks in talking on the phone-

Mom: "yeah gurl but- ho-hold on, why In the Hellll, do you got the fan on"?

You: -looks at her- "cuzz ma, it's hot"

Mom: "I don't give a fuck, you running up my electricity"!

You: (sucks your teeth) "but I just turned it on"

Mom: "yeah,and I'm about to turn this ass whooping on"

8) when black mamas see they kids listening to rock music..

Mom: -on the phone- "yeah so wat you- Oo, bitch I almost fell. -sees you- wat is dis??"

You: -listening to nirvana/knocking stuff down-

Mom: "gulr this child over here listening to rock star music, she gone kill somebodyyy"

9) Blck gurls with they white friends be like....

You: "Ooo, bitch they got 50% off on nails lets go!

Friend: "gurl..I hve my money"

you: "bitch I dont give a fuck bitch, u know I aint got sum. now lets go !"

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