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1) When u was little, and u had yo parents phone ...
You: -recording on the phone- "My momma be trying to sneak on me".
"I suppose to be sleep" -laughs and starts singing- Whoaaaa
Mom: Boy what the hell u still doing up!!
You: -crying- Im going to bed!
2) When u didnt get wat u wanted as a kid, you would drop dead.
You: "Mamma can I hve some McDonald's"?!!
Mom: "Noo!"
You: -Sucks teeth and drops on the floor rolling around- Mannnn
3) When you was a kid, and your mama was about to leave the house..
You: " Mom, were you going?"
Mom: "DONT WORRY BOUT WERE IM GOING, JUST DONT OPEN MY DOOR FOR NOBODY!!"
You: "But wat if something happend?"
Mom: "BUT WHAT IF NOTHING, ILL WHOOP YO ASS. NOW GET UP...AND SHUT THE PHUCK UP!!"
4) When yo mom said u was stank from being out side...
Mom: "Ewe, you stank. you smell like out side, take a shower "
You: "Well bitch, u smell like inside, so...shut up. "
5) When your mom told u to bring her something, but u couldn't find it.
Mom: -says your name- "bring me my keys"
You: "I cant find them ma"
Mom: "Let me tell u something, if I find them keys im whooping yo ass
6) When u would be nice to yo parents so they would forget to beat you.
You: -walk in room- " Ma, you still want me to bring u some water"?
Mom: "oh,Yeah baby"
You: ok!!
Mom: "and a belt cause im still beating yo ass"
7) when yo mom thought u was running up her electricity...
you: -watching tv when yo mama walks in talking on the phone-
Mom: "yeah gurl but- ho-hold on, why In the Hellll, do you got the fan on"?
You: -looks at her- "cuzz ma, it's hot"
Mom: "I don't give a fuck, you running up my electricity"!
You: (sucks your teeth) "but I just turned it on"
Mom: "yeah,and I'm about to turn this ass whooping on"
8) when black mamas see they kids listening to rock music..
Mom: -on the phone- "yeah so wat you- Oo, bitch I almost fell. -sees you- wat is dis??"
You: -listening to nirvana/knocking stuff down-
Mom: "gulr this child over here listening to rock star music, she gone kill somebodyyy"
9) Blck gurls with they white friends be like....
You: "Ooo, bitch they got 50% off on nails lets go!
Friend: "gurl..I hve my money"
you: "bitch I dont give a fuck bitch, u know I aint got sum. now lets go !"
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...(Book Two) You know your black when
HumorYou know Your black When part....Two. Please read if u read part on...if u didn't u can still read. soo like I said on the first on, true ways to know if your really black...please read!!! Love you guys bye