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1) Ratchet gurls when someone touched they hair

You: -talking on do phone- Toya..toya! why yo ass made me catch the bus?.. Wha- if u can hu u can hear!!

Boy: -come and starts touching your hair-

You: bish hold on. -puts phone down- scuse me, scuse me, scuse me.. hello

Boy: Hello!!

You: dont be touching my hair like dat haahh. not unless you gone pay for this shit to get did.

2) Ratchet Gurls at the hair salon.

You: -looking thru the magazine- letzz see..how imma get em.

Hair Styler: Okay, u ready

You: Yeahh..-points to picture-Make me look like beyonce

Hair styler: We cant do tht

You: -sits up In chair- WHET!! wat u mean we cant do tht

Hair styler: can u pic another person, another hair style

You: Pic another person. I wanna look like beyonce, you know, -sings- who run the world Gurlss, who run da worl...up im my, yeah herr

Hair styler: we can't do tht

You: you know wat, im leaving cuss all dis is so unnesserary, it is sooo unnesserary

2) When someone says a ghetto girl is not worth it

You: -arguing with some gurl, when her friend come-

Gurls friend: -grabs her- Put yo shoe bck on, she is not worth it

You: Apft, pft. Not worth it?! Oh my godness, tht aint wat Yo man think!

Friend: (rolls eyes)

You: you know wat, forget it. but yall aint heard the last of me. -squits eyes- Ooo, gurl I should buss u in yo head right now. but im not, cuzz im a lady.

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Child.Hood.Memories

1) When you used to hve your door locked, and yo parents wasnt hving tht.

Mom: -bangs on your door- Open this door right now, right tf now

You: -gets out of bed whinning-

Mom: Hurry up and open ut cuzz you dont pay no bills

You: -opens the door-

Mom: -glares @ you -Lock another door, see wats gone happen to yo azz

2) when you mumble under your breath, and yo parents hear you.

You: -storms in yo room- I cant stand her, she make mi sick

Mom: What the hell you just said?!!?

You: Nun, I said my butt got this itch!

3) When u would ply hide and seek with friends, but quit cuzz you was it.

You: alright,1 2 3 not it

Friend 1: not it

friend 2: no- dang alright ill cout.

You: We out chere! -goes hide behind curtains-

Friend 2: 20! ready or not, a bitch coming thru.

You: -still hiding-

Friend 2: -finds you- You it-

You: Damn man im allways it bruh, I quit bruh!

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