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1) Ratchet gurls when someone touched they hair
You: -talking on do phone- Toya..toya! why yo ass made me catch the bus?.. Wha- if u can hu u can hear!!
Boy: -come and starts touching your hair-
You: bish hold on. -puts phone down- scuse me, scuse me, scuse me.. hello
Boy: Hello!!
You: dont be touching my hair like dat haahh. not unless you gone pay for this shit to get did.
2) Ratchet Gurls at the hair salon.
You: -looking thru the magazine- letzz see..how imma get em.
Hair Styler: Okay, u ready
You: Yeahh..-points to picture-Make me look like beyonce
Hair styler: We cant do tht
You: -sits up In chair- WHET!! wat u mean we cant do tht
Hair styler: can u pic another person, another hair style
You: Pic another person. I wanna look like beyonce, you know, -sings- who run the world Gurlss, who run da worl...up im my, yeah herr
Hair styler: we can't do tht
You: you know wat, im leaving cuss all dis is so unnesserary, it is sooo unnesserary
2) When someone says a ghetto girl is not worth it
You: -arguing with some gurl, when her friend come-
Gurls friend: -grabs her- Put yo shoe bck on, she is not worth it
You: Apft, pft. Not worth it?! Oh my godness, tht aint wat Yo man think!
Friend: (rolls eyes)
You: you know wat, forget it. but yall aint heard the last of me. -squits eyes- Ooo, gurl I should buss u in yo head right now. but im not, cuzz im a lady.
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Child.Hood.Memories
1) When you used to hve your door locked, and yo parents wasnt hving tht.
Mom: -bangs on your door- Open this door right now, right tf now
You: -gets out of bed whinning-
Mom: Hurry up and open ut cuzz you dont pay no bills
You: -opens the door-
Mom: -glares @ you -Lock another door, see wats gone happen to yo azz
2) when you mumble under your breath, and yo parents hear you.
You: -storms in yo room- I cant stand her, she make mi sick
Mom: What the hell you just said?!!?
You: Nun, I said my butt got this itch!
3) When u would ply hide and seek with friends, but quit cuzz you was it.
You: alright,1 2 3 not it
Friend 1: not it
friend 2: no- dang alright ill cout.
You: We out chere! -goes hide behind curtains-
Friend 2: 20! ready or not, a bitch coming thru.
You: -still hiding-
Friend 2: -finds you- You it-
You: Damn man im allways it bruh, I quit bruh!
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YOU ARE READING
...(Book Two) You know your black when
UmorismoYou know Your black When part....Two. Please read if u read part on...if u didn't u can still read. soo like I said on the first on, true ways to know if your really black...please read!!! Love you guys bye