Chapter 4

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Max's POV

After Neil, Nikki, Preston, Nerris, and Nurf dragged David away to Nurf's tent, the rest of us took Gwen to my tent. It looked like she was having fucking withdrawals. She rocked back and forth with her knees against her chest, muttering David's name under her breath.

"D-David. W-where's my Davey? W-where is he? DAVEY! DAAAVEEEYYYY!"

"HELLO? ARE YOU IN THERE, GWEN?", I shouted.

"D-Davey, is that y-you?"

"NO, THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!", I yelled, slapping her across the face. Gwen barely flinched, then went back to mumbling David's name.

"Well, I don't think we're going to be getting any sleep tonight", Harrison remarked.

"Damn right we aren't", I replied. "I blame this on Neil. He was supposed to make a crush potion. Not this fucking obsessive love potion."

After 30 minutes of staying with Gwen and keeping her from trying to escape to see David, I left and got some knitting supplies. I was gonna knit Gwen a doll version of David. it was fucking stupid, but what else could I do?


It took me only 5 minutes to make a human sized version of David. "Hi, Gwen! It's me, Davey!", I said, moving the doll and doing the best David impression I could.

"HAHA!!", Harrison pointed at me, laughing.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" I yelled back.


"DAVEY!!!", Gwen exclaimed. She hugged the doll tight and kissed it at least ten times.

"Fucking disgusting", I muttered for the millionth time.

"Well, at least Gwen's good for the night", I said to the others. "I'm going to bed. This was a fucking waste of energy."

Neil's POV

Holy SHIT, this potion did not work the way I wanted it to. I was in Nurf's tent watching over David with 4 others.

Nurf was busy barricading the exit of the tent. "Do you guys think 20 boards is enough?", he asked.

"Nah, there should be at least 40, I can help strengthen it with my magic force", Nerris said.

So they were doing that. Meanwhile, Preston and I were tasked with constraining David.

"G-Gwen! Where's my beautiful Gwen?", David stuttered.

"Should I try to slap it out of him?", I asked Preston desperately. "I do NOT want to look at this for the rest of the night."

"Let the poor man love!", Preston replied.

"This has gone WAY too far. Even by your stupid play standards. Do you want to listen to this for the rest of the night?", I asked, gesturing towards David. He was babbling some nonsense about Gwen and rocking back and forth in a fetal position.

"I CANNOT REST UNTIL I FIND MY LOVE!", David yelled, pointing a shaking finger towards the sky.

"Yeah, you're right", Preston conceded. "Seriously, how long is it going to take for this thing to wear off?"

"By tomorrow afternoon. We just need to get through another day."

"You make that seem a lot easier than it really is", Nurf interjected.

"Neil! Nurf! Preston!", Dolph yelled, butting his head into our tent. "Max stitched you guys un life-sized Gwen doll. Just give it to David and he'll stop muttering. Gwen fell asleep already vith hers!"

"Wow, thanks, Dolph!", I exclaimed, snatching the doll out of his hands.

"GWENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!", David screamed, grabbing the doll and hugging it close to him.

"Well, that's painful to watch", I muttered, averting my eyes. David was already snoring, but instead of muttering the names of tree species, he just kept saying Gwen's name between each breath.

"I feel like that's somewhat worse", Nikki commented as we all stood around, watching him sleep.

"Whatever. Let's just try to get some rest. Tomorrow's gonna be one hell of a day."

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