Chemical Reaction | A Gwenvid + Dadvid Fanfic

Chapter 5

Max's POV

I woke up before the sun rose because Gwen was fucking SCREAMING about David. I sat up, groggy, and saw that everyone else was already awake and trying to calm Gwen down.

"DAVEY! WHERE'S MY PRECIOUS BABY!!", she yelled.

"Gwen, calm the FUCK down! The Wood Scouts can probably hear you from across the lake! Jesus!"

"DAAAAVEEEEEEY! WHERE'S MY CUTIE BEAR?!?", she kept screaming.

"Oh, fuck it. Come on, Gwen. I'll bring you to Davey", I said.

We had to hold Gwen back as she bolted towards David's tent. As we were approaching, we could hear David screaming from inside. "GWENNNN!", he yelled, sprinting out and scooping Gwen up in his arms.

Things started to happen in slow motion as David gently set Gwen down and tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear. They started doing what people would call 'eye fucking' then slowly, oh so slowly, so fucking slowly, their faces got closer, and closer, and--

"JUST KISS ALREADY!" Preston screeched. "THE TENSION IS KILLING ME! AHH!"

"SHUT UP, PRESTON!", everyone screamed in unison.

That was enough for them to literally slam their lips together and move their hands all over each other's bodies. They fell to the ground in a tangled heap of limbs and would only stop the affection to take short breaths of air between kisses.

"THIS IS FUCKING HORRIFYING!! SOMEONE TURN IT OFF I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!", I screeched, covering my eyes and looking away as quickly as possible.

Everyone let out a little scream as David and Gwen rolled over several times on the ground, still making out and animalistically moaning the entire time.

I grabbed Neil and Nikki and ran towards the Quartermaster's room. "WE NEED TO GET ANOTHER ADULT TO STOP THIS SHIT! WE CAN JUST HAVE QUARTERMASTER BEAT THEM UP AGAIN!"

"Even I can't handle the PDA anymore!" Nikki added.

Panting, I busted the door open. "Quartermaster, we need your help! You're the only one here who has had the most sexual experiences so how do we stop this moaning trainwre- Wait, what the hell are you doing?"

He had a full bucket of some animal's blood and was slowly pouring it onto the head of some creepy ass doll.

"Leave us", he said in a threatening voice.

I quickly slammed the door shut behind us, panting.

"Every day I think my view of the Quartermaster couldn't be shattered any more, but every day I prove myself wrong", I said, gasping for breath.

"What do we do now?" Neil said.

We spent the rest of the morning sitting on the benches and watching Gwen and David make out. It was already disgusting enough, but Preston was encouraging them from the sidelines.

After about 3 hours, Nurf broke the silence. "So, uh, is this thing gonna wear off, or what?"

"It isn't showing any signs of it", Neil said, panicked. "But I'm praying to god it does."

At lunchtime, David and Gwen took turns feeding each other spoonfuls of the Quartermaster's shitty potatoes, raising their eyebrows and seductively giggling. Everyone else was standing in a far corner of the Mess Hall since our appetites were all gone, just watching it all go down.

"FOR FUCK'S SAKE! NEIL, IT'S BEEN ALMOST 19 HOURS! IS THIS THING EVER GOING TO WEAR OFF?", I screeched, pulling some of my hair out.

"Yeah, I mean this was cute at first, but now, it's just uncool", Ered butted in, crossing her arms across her chest.

"Will you all stop? This is the beginning of a beautiful relationship that is bound to blossom into a gorgeous sunflower, oh! I should cast them in the new play I wrote!" Preston exclaimed.

"Is THIS what you call beautiful?", I asked, gesturing towards Gwen feeding David a spoonful of potato with chunks of green stuff in it. She wiggled her eyebrows and David wiggled his back at her.

"YES! The subtlety of their flirtatious actions is perfect! Just like a Shakespearean production! Romeo and Juliet could NEVER compete with this!" Preston clenched his hands up into fists and his eyes grew wide as he watched Gwen and David feed each other clumps of potato.

Once their plates were clean, they continued making out on the floor of the mess hall, mumbling incoherent words to each other.

"I'm surprised that David hasn't fucked Gwen yet, or the other way around", Nurf said.

"You know what? I'm not going to waste this golden opportunity! Since this shitty day had to happen, I'm going to make the best of it!", I told everyone, pulling David's phone out of my pocket. I snapped a picture of the two creatures on the floor, tangled up with each other. "Perfect", I said, smirking.

"Oh Gwen, you are just so beautiful, I love you," David confessed while going back in for another kiss.

"Awwwwwww!", Nikki cooed.

"W-WAIT, DID HE JUST-" I stuttered.

"He did not just say those three words, those 8 letters", Preston awed.

Suddenly, mid-kiss, the expression on Gwen's face changed a bit. "WHAT THE FUCK?", she screeched. She pushed herself away from David.

"GWEN! COME BACK, MY LOVE! I WANT TO KISS YOUR BEAUTIFUL LIPS-- WAIT, WHAT THE GOSH DARN HECK?"

They both stopped in their tracks and stared at each other, eyes wide.

"Welcome back to reality", I said.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"