Percabeth Oneshots

An Interview with Percy and Annabeth contd.

A/N: It's finally here! Special thanks to @Dawn.justice and @Just Another Half-Blood over on Fanfiction.net and @Annabeth124687M for making this happen :) This is an interview set in BotL.

Interviewer: Hello, Perseus. I will be conducting your interview today.

Perseus: Wait my-

Interviewer: Perseus, what is your favorite quest?

Perseus: My name's Percy actually.

Interviewer: I'd like to remain professional, Mr. Jackson.

Perseus: Um...okay? Favorite quest...honestly I don't get the hype about quests. Like, somehow I always get chosen for them, and then people get hurt. It's just not a good time. But, I guess my favorite would have to be the quest for the Flying Chariot. Nobody got hurt that time and I got to see Clarisse in a whole new way.

Interviewer: Are you and Clarisse close?

Perseus: We used to be sworn enemies, but I think we're friends now. But don't tell her I said that.

Interviewer: Speaking of other campers, what are your thoughts on Luke Castellan?

Perseus: Luke. Where do I begin? He kisses up to everyone, then backstabs them. Then he has the nerve to think it's for the greater good. He's killed so many people, and yet some campers still trust him. Pathetic.

Interviewer: Does this animosity stem from a personal rivalry?

Perseus: What? No, of course not. I'm objectively speaking. Can we move on, please?

Interviewer: Who is your favorite cousin, and why?

Perseus: I never really got to meet my family since my home life was kind of a mess. The only family I got to know outside of my parents was Tyson, and he's my half-brother, not my cousin. Well, I guess you could count the Big Three kids cousins...in that case Nico. Wait, but if we're cousins, wouldn't that mean me and Annabeth....actually no, I don't want to think about that.

Interviewer: ....Alright, Perseus. Thank you for your time. Please tell Annabeth we're ready for her on your way out.

Perseus: No problem. Yeah, I'll bring her in.

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Interviewer: Hello, Annabeth. I will be conducting your interview today.

Annabeth: Hello.

Interviewer: Annabeth, what is your favorite quest?

Annabeth: I'd say our quest in the Sea of Monsters. That's how I got over my trauma of Cyclopses and got to see my greatest desire in Siren Bay. Then we got the Golden Fleece and saved Thalia...yeah, that was a great year.

Interviewer: Did seeing your greatest desire frighten you?

Annabeth: Well, not really the...like I knew what I wanted, y'know? But seeing it all together was like a slap in the face. Anyways, Percy turned into a hamster, so that made up for it.

Interviewer: You and Perseus usually choose one another for quests. Is there a particular reason for your inclination?

Annabeth: I mean, Percy's a great fighter. He's dependable. If I'm cornered, I know he'll be slashing away behind me. In real life, he's somewhat thick-headed, but we communicate well when we need to.

Interviewer: Do you wish Percy would communicate better with you in real life?

Annabeth: Are you even allowed to do that!?

Interviewer: Pardon?

Annabeth: Ask personal questions?

Interviewer: I believe Chiron's exact words were "ask away."

Annabeth: Hmph....fine. He's my best friend, and I can rely on him, but our relationship isn't...personal. I guess I wish we would have time to talk about things other than monsters and quests. And I just wish he could understand hints when I-people are so obvious about it. Wait...can Percy see this?

Interviewer: The videos will be broadcasted after everyone's interviews have been completed.

Annabeth: Uhm....can you cut that part out, please? And move on to the next question.

Interviewer: Perseus talked about Clarisse LaRue and Luke Castellan in his interview. Are they shared companions of yours?

Annabeth: Percy talked about Luke? Hm. Luke and I were close. Clarisse is a good person. Under all that heavy battle armor, there's a soft heart.

Interviewer: I believe we're running out of time, but our research shows you were opposed to the idea of mortal oracles, such as Rachel Elizabeth Dare. Please explain your hostility.

Annabeth: Research? On me? And I am not hostile towards Rachel or the idea of mortal oracles. I just think Rachel could benefit from separation from the demigod world for a bit. You know, for her safety. No hostile reason whatsoever.

Interviewer: Thank you for your time, Ms. Chase. The exit is to your left.

Annabeth: Thanks.