Bojack horseman x reader

Fucking hangovers

Bojack woke up again drunk on his couch alone with nobody
"Another shit day on this shit earth"
He grumbled reaching over to his phone looking through emails and listening to voicemails from late last night

He gets to other notifications he had sectioned as "less important" as he say one for tender, the newest dating app in hollywoo

The notification read:
"You have been matched with y/n l/n! Continue to talk!"

His first thought was immediately
"It's probably another ugly whore again wanting to date me just because of how famous and cool I am"

But he checked the girls profile and though
"Oh god she's probably famous on r/notlikeothergirls"

He looked at the text chat

Y/n l/n: Yo your bojack right?
Y/n l/n: yknow the old fuck I got matched with?
Y/n l/n: guess not, but hey call me dude

After some consideration and some talking to Todd he just got bored and called y/n

"Hello? Who is this?"

He immediately regretted his decision and thought about how eaily you could've forgot him

"If you don't talk in hanging up, this is weird as fuck"

He mustered up some courage as he saw Todd with a sign that read "cmon bojack you can do it!!"

"Uh hey its me, bojack horseman we uh matched or something on tender and I was wondering if you wanted to meet up or something, it's fine if your busy I guess"

He got interuppted by an enthusiastic voice on the other line

"Oh yeah I remember you! Sure I'm free on Friday, want to go to that weird ass fair in town?"

"Uh yeah sure see ya then"

"Okay bye!"

He turned around regretting everything again, Shit he had a meeting with Princess Carolyn on Friday

"Oh shit Todd what do I do?" He asked desperately clutching his head while sitting on the couch with a bottle of beer

"I have to meet up with a dumb girl And this y/n bitch" He desperately hung onto any ideas that struck his head

"Uh ill go to your meeting with Princess Carolyn so you can meet up with y/n!" Tood shouted, finally getting a good idea for once

"Oh Todd I'm surprised your being smart for once! Well I have only... ONE DAY TO PREPARE!"
the sudden kick in the gut feeling of a Thursday hangover struck bojack like a baseball to a dick

"Don't worry bojack everything will sort itself out" Todd says grabbing an ice-cream from the freezer

"Todd...is that my last ice cream alcohol bar your eating..." Bojack sighed in disappointment then froze In anger at Todd

"Uh I gues- WAIT bojack I know what it looks like! T-the ice-cream came onto me! It was the one who cheated on you!"

Bojacl just sat down and collapsed again on the couch, sleeping like no ever