Bojack horseman x reader

Hospitals

"Okay Mr peanutbutter now that bojack isnt suspicious anymore we shout get y/n to a hospital" I say wiping sweat from my forehead and going to lift the cushions with Mr pb

"But Todd what If y/n tells the police we did it?" He asks lifting the cushions

"Well we'll just have to deal with the it, we should have been throwing things in the first place" I say before Mr pb pulls out his big phone

"I'll call princess Carolyn to help us out, Diane Is too busy right now.." He says that last party sadly but then I hear princess Carolyn

"Oh if it isn't my favourite client! So what's up?" She says, I hear typing faintest across the phone.

"Well I kinda need your help hiding a body..." He says rubbing his neck and awkwardly chuckling

"Okay I'll be right there, I'll just track your phone so this can be quicker" She says like this is normal

"Wait I'm surprised your not freaking out" I say taking Mr pbs phone

"Oh Todd is there too, well I've had to do this before, yknow that zack efron guy? I've had to hide a couple bodies for him" she says as I can hear a car starting up

"Wait princess Carolyn! We don't need you to hide a body I just need you to drive us to the hospital with one"

"Okay I'll be right over, see ya in a couple minutes bye!" She says hanging up

I give Mr pb back his phone

*timeskip!!**

There was a small knock at the door and I open it to see princess Carolyn

"Okay so who's dead?" She walks in and looks around the room

"Uhm that person.." I point to the couch with y/n leaned against it

"Oh it's that girl, are you sure we don't wanna hide the body? I know a great graveyard we could go to tonight." She says getting closer and nudges y/n with her leg

"No we just need to go to the hospital!" I shout as a weird clown guy peeks in through a window, that's a problem for later though

"Fine cmon let's get into the car" She says leaving out the door and getting into her car

Mr peanutbutter picks up y/n over his shoulder and places her in the backseat then goes to sit in the front with PC

"Okay Guys it might be too late but I'll get there as fast as I can!" PC shouts not even letting me fully close my door before she steps on the gas launching the car forward

"I think this is above the speed limit.." Mr peanutbutter says sweating and patting his head

"I don't want my favourite client and his...friend to go to jail for this!" Princess Carolyn speeds up the car more and flips off some mom walking slowly across the road

After some time we almost get to the hospital before we get stopped by a police officer

"You know you were speeding right? I'm going to need to see some sort of identification and drivers licence" He says and starts writing on a small yellow thingy

"Yeah yeah sure here!" Princess Carolyn shows him her license and passport before slamming on the gas again before the officer can give her a ticket

"Okay were here let's get this done and over with!" She jumps out of the car parking in the emergency ambulance space

Mr peanut butter goes into the back seat and grabs y/n , he starts running to the emergency door and I follow behind him

We eventually get checked in and y/n gets taken away to a hospital bed to get sterilised and stuff

"Do you think we'll get in trouble?" I ask Mr penut butter and princess Carolyn, scatring my head I kinda feel guilty

"No you won't. I'm a great agent and Mr peanutbutter is an adored celebrity then your that dumb lovable type" She shakes her head and sits down in the waiting room with me and Mr penautbutter

*time skip*

After a couple hours and only I'm there a nurse comes out

"The girl you brought in has woken up, but I have somethings to ask you so please follow me outisde"