Bojack horseman x reader

Pop-tart prank

Since I have the house to myself maybe I should invite some friends over and brag saying it's my house!

Wait your only friend is locked up in rehab and maybe dying dumbass, think of something where you don't have to break a girl out of basically prison

I could fill bojacks bed with water balloons! Yeah that's a good idea!

But I have to go outside for water balloons...eh a loss is a loss

I hear the doorbell going and get up to answer it

"Oh heyy Diane aren't you supposed to be like away? Y'know writing things?" I open the door and see Diane there with a couple bags

"I couldn't take it anymore, I had to come home but I don't want to go back to Mr peanutbutter just yet, so can I stay here?"

"Sure I don't think bojack will mind" I open the door more and let Diane into the house

She collapses on the couch and watches TV

"Hey can you get me some pop-tarts? Bojack messaged me the other day bragging about how good they were"

"Ohhh no Todd ate them all this morning" I leave after hearing Diane groan and turn up the TV

Well now I have to go outside, I can't sleep on the couch since Diane is there and Todd has basically moved into the guest room The past few weeks

Hey maybe i should go buy some pop-tarts! But buy the bad ones and trick everyone!

"Hey Diane I'm going to the store to pick up pop-tarts want a specific type?"

"Uh yeah, get me birthday cake ones" She turns up the TV even louder as I leave

Ah shit, I have to walk all the way to the store, eh its worth the prank

I eventually get to the store and get to the breakfast Isle

They have a couple type fo pop-tarts there but one catches my eye

Lemon

I pick it up a pack of birthday cake and lemon ones and leave the store, maybe forgetting to pay but eh who cares

I finally get back to the house, great Diane is sleeping so ill have time to get my prank ready

I quickly sneak in and set the boxes down, switching the contents

"Hey Diane I got those pop-tarts you wanted!" I shout towards the couch and see her getting up a minute or two later

"Aw thanks y/n y'know your so nice and I like that about you" She picks up the box and takes a pop-tart out of it

"Oh shit" I think as she takes a bite out of the sour pop-tart and she noticeably gets angry

"What the hell y/n! And after I praised you there for being a goog and nice person!"

"Don't worry here's the actual ones you wanted" I chuckle, handing her another pop-tart

I found some weird horsin around branded ones from the 90s in the cabinet, it's supposed to be "horse" flavoured

She takes a bite out of it and immediately gets angry again

"Y'know what I'm never eating a pop-tart again, you've officially ruined them for me. Goodbye" She turns around and goes on the couch again

That was..less funny than expected