Bojack horseman x reader

TV time

"Hey bojack tknow what I said the other day?" I ask laying face down on the couch but then moving to sit with normally

"What, you talk alot how am I supposed to nail down one thing?" He asks clearly angry as he crosses his arms and sits down with me

I sightly laugh when he says "nail"
"God you have to make everything awkward you damn horse!" I shout pressing my head into a couch pillow

"Hey its not my fault and don't get your drug smell on my pillows, they were very expensive!" He starts shouting again

My head starts hurting as I lay down and throw some pillows at bojacks big stupid head

"Hey! Stop that, I will sue you for any damage done to my head!" It's still clear hes angry by his malicious tone

I can't help but get lost in his dumb eyes as my thoughs get interupted

"Stop staring at me it's weird." He says smaling my head then getting up to leave

In a pure moment of desperation and kinda confusion due to the drugs and alcohol I just grabbed onto his arm and pulled him back down

"Let me go. I'm done with your shit today, its been so stressful with Todd signing me up for a shitty movie and then your bullshit" He slaps my hand away then just sits down again turning on the TV

The TV opens on an episode of horsin around he didn't finish, probably since he had to go and get me

It seems he was wearing the same thing the whole day, even when he was outside it was the classic white shirt,robe and shorts

"I'm sorry" I mutter just leaning my head into his back, pushing him forward

"What do you want me to leave now? Stop pushing me, your getting so annoying you know that?" He gets the remote and turns up the TV

I just lay on his back for a couple minutes until the show ends concluding another season

I can't hear his steadily breaths. That's all I can hear, the voices in the show annoy me a lot so I just blocked them out

After the episode ended I could see a message on the screen
"Are you still watching horsin' around?
Yes No"

He didn't click anything he just sat there in silence, then he pushed me away from him and just decided to lay there in silence while i just sat on the floor beside him

"Do you hate me?" I ask, still intoxicated but curious of everything

"Maybe. I don't know if a iactually hate anyone, hate is just something we trick ourselves into, like every emotion.." He replied still just laying there slowly breathing

He's definitely calming down after watching TV and he seemed "easier" to talk to

"Interesting, your Interesting. I'm sorry for everything, Crashing on your couch,smoking and drinking in your car and y'know just being here in general"

I can hear him shuffling positions and I look up to see him moved over on the couch with enough room for someone to fit in and lay beside him

"Don't just fucking stare, hurry up or I'll change my mind" He rolls his eyes and looks down at me

I get up and just lay beside him,he places him arm around my shoulder, he smells just like sweat no longer drugs and alcohol just the looming scent of disgusting sweat

"I guess I don't hate you exactly but you shouldn't have taken my shit" He sighs but a small smile forms on his face

"I'm kinda glad we met, I've met alot of people like Todd,Diane,princess Carolyn  and so many more but your different in some weird way, I feel a small connection, it's weird"

I don't question who Diane or princess Carolyn are, I'll probably never figure out, they might be dead. Now that's something to think about

"Are you just going to stay silent?" He asks but not mad he was just calm, it was rare to see with him

"I'm just thinking of what to say. I'm still thinking of the day we met" I say just laying there slowly breathing, syncing my breaths up with his

"What about it?" He asks loosening his arm around my shoulder

"Remener how that machine said one of us would die and I had an outburst about dying a Virgin and all?" I ask slightly laughing as I feel him tensing up

"Oh shit don't tell me you went out and gang banged some weird hobos." He seems disappointed just saying that, it was weird

"No no not at all, I'm just thinking about if it was real or not and then the constant feeling of how it could happen keeps sitting in my head, it's stupid though" I laugh and start sweating a it due to all the heat and tension

"Why are you so stressed out about if you you a virgin it's not that ba- wait just saying it sounds bad, yeah your a loser" He cuts himself off with another though, making me feel worse

"God I can literally feel you tensing up about this shit, Ugh! Fine if it'll take your mind off of it I'll just have sex with you!" He ends up shouting louder than probably intended I wouldn't doubt if some people heard

I was kinda astounded by this but I remembered some things about bojack that kinda convinced me he didn't care and he just wanted free sex

"Are you joking? I never thought the 'great' bojacl horseman to lower himself to pity sex" I laugh slightly as I feel bojack sitting up

"I'm not joking, I'm trying to be nice for once but if you don't want that then I'll take my charity elsewhere"

"Ugh fine I'm sorry and I formally accept your offer but just know this doesn't mean anything!"