Bojack horseman x reader

Drugs

(This won't have the same text n shit as the real episode its based off but it will have the same plot and end the same way)

Sarah Lynn's pov:

I eagerly woke up with a bright smile on my face, today was the day I would submit an application to join a college and get a degree in architecture!

I jumped up from my bed ready to start off another great day of being sober and happy

I walked over to the kitchen and started making my daily smoothie and crossed off another day on my calender when my phone started to ring

I had a bad feeling about it but grabbed the phone and answered "Hey Sarah lynn wanna party?" I heard a familiar voice from the other side of the phone

I hesitated for a second then shouted "yes oh my god get over here right now!" I say hanging up the phone and ripping the calender from the wall and pulling out a beer from behind it

Awhile later bojack comes to the door and walks in

"I brought crack!" He says slamming it down on a table

"Oh it won't be needed, I have stuff hid all over this place, look!" I smash a hole into the wall and snort some of the remains but my nose starts bleeding

"Bad example that was actually wall." I wiped off some blood with my sleeve and bojack laughed

I open a secret space behind a cabinet in the bathroom and pull out multiple bags of weed and continue getting all of the other drugs from around the house

After five minutes I gathered all of the drugs and threw them on a table infront of the TV, bojack was sitting around watching horsin around on the TV and eating some edibles

"Holy shit why'd you start without me?"
I sat down on the couch and opened a bag of weed

"Because I wanted too" bojack says then starts hysterically laughing at a shitty joke on TV

Bojacks pov:

I start drinking as more episodes of horsin around continue playing and sarah lynn smokes on the couch beside me

"This show was so shitty" I hear Sarah lynn mumble as she puffs out some smoke from her mouth

"Hey without this show we'd both be nothing so don't insult a masterpiece" I say rubbing my head

"Geez what's got you so worked up?" She asks turning to look at me

Shit goes black for awhile then I wake up very fucking confused

"Wait what the hell just happened" I jump up from the couch and rub my head

"Bro you were just ranting about your mom and shit for like an hour and you took so much fucking crack, also you drunk all of the beer you brought so I had to bring out my own" Sarah lynn says taking a drink

"Uh okay what the shit?" I sit back down and sigh watching the TV

And shit everything goes black again but I woke up again