Bojack horseman x reader

The voicemail

"So Uh where have you been, its been lonely here, bojack locks himself away and Mr peanutbutter won't talk to me..." Todd rubs his arm with a sad look

"Oh speaking of Mr peanutbutter! I've been staying there since his last party.." I laugh and Todd looks up at me

"Wait why are you staying over there?"

"Well uh..things are going horrible with bojack and Mr peanutbutter and I have a good connection!" I rub my neck and Todd looks somewhat shocked

"But he's married to Diane! Are you two hooking up?" He looks confused and rubs his chin

"Uh I guess you could say that and yes he's married to Diane..but she's been gone for a month or two now..." while saying that it sounded wrong, I guess its better thought than said

"Well he either needs to divorce Diane or break up with you, this can't go on" Todd turns around and leaves the house

"I know..." I mumble before going to follow him out

"Hey y/n why haven't you been returning my calls? And why have you been ignoring me?" Bojack stumbles out of his room

"Just drop it, your a bad influence and toxic..we both know that plus things are actually going good in my life and I don't need your 'weird' obsession to get in the way.." I turn around to face him, god he's a mess

"What do you mean 'weird obsession'? And what's going good with you, because your just as shitty as me! I'm just better than you!" He starts getting angry

"Classic bojack horseman, can't deal with himself or his insecurities. Just give up man, life's only a downwards spiral from now..." I turn around and leave

I'm surprised bojack doesn't do anything, maybe he has given up? Who cares

"Were you fighting over something with bojack?" I see Todd sitting on a step outside and I go sit with him

"Yeah, he's just being a dick again.." I mumble, rubbing my head.shit another headache

"That's just him..he acts like he doesn't care but he does deep down you just need to dig it out of him, without bojsck I would probably be dead on the street now"

"I keep trying to reason with him but he's just a shitfaced asshole and there's nothing to fix that." I get up and leave

I'm walking down the road and my phone rings, I don't answer it so it just goes to voicemail

"Uh so I was thinking about  our fight earlier and uhh I'm sorry I guess..you better not record this and ruin my career but yeah I was thinking and I *am* Obsessed, this is weird for me but I think I love you? Todd told me your seeing Mr peanutbutter though so I um guess good luck with him, bye and don't try and contact me"

Oh shit, did he just confess his feelings? Without being tied down and forced too? Shit that is so not classic bojack

I might call him back later, but now I'm just gonna go home and maybe sleep, whatever it comes too at this point

I finally make it back to Mr peanutbutters house and he opens the door

"Oh hey y/n! You look tired, go lay down and ill bring you some water!" He pushes me onto the couch and leaves

He comes back a minute or two later with a glass of water

"So did something happen today? You look stressed.." He sits down beside me and hands me the water

"..I'm sorry.."

"Sorey about what? You didn't do anything wrong, did you?"

"No. Mr peanutbutter it's me or Diane. You have to choose I cant just sit here loving you when your my friends husband..."