Bojack horseman x reader

hosptial escape/kidnapping

The nurse takes me outside where a detective looking guy stars talking to me

"I'm going to get straight to the point, did you do this?" He asks in a clear serious tone

"Uh, yes. Me and Mr peanurbutter were playing a game and he threw an Oscar that hit her head..." I say sighing, I didn't want to act like we didn't do this

"Mr peanutbutter eh? Tell ya what if you can get the whole police force each a signed copy of Mr peanut butters House I'll just say that nobody did it and it was an accident, you think you can do that?" He asks

"Uh sure I guess..?" I say rubbing my head and looking all around the place

"Okay champ I'll be expecting those things by next Monday!" He saysz then leaves

I should tell mr  peanutbutter about this

I'm allowed to visit y/n but I'm feeling to guilty to even face her so I just call bojack to come and take me home since PC and Mr pb already went away

"Okay Todd I'll come get you, but what are you at a hospital?" He asks on the phone

"I'll tell you when you get here.." I say rubbing my neck and talking into the phone before bojack hangs up

I wait at the entrance for bojack to show up

Bojacks pov:

Why won't Todd just tell.me why I need to go to the stupid hospital! He needs to pay for my god damn gas

I got blocked for awhile since some mom and her kid got ran over or something

I finally get to the hospital at like midnight and I see Todd run out to me

"Oh heyy bojack" He says awkwardly making finger guns and laughing clearly uncomfortable

"Okay spit it out somethings wrong." I say crossing my arms and walking into the hospital with Todd

"It's about y/n..." He says quietly and starts rubbing his arm weirdly

"Oh so that's why you've dragged me here! You finally heard from y/n , are they going to give me back my robe, I have one of those things and it's getting annoying"

"Uh well no..not right now y/n can't..." He sighs and a face of guilt covers his face

"What happened Todd?" I ask hitting the back of his head

"Well its a long story but put short Mr peanutbutter butter hit y/n on the head with your award and I still don't know is she's dead or not because I haven't been into see them!"

I sigh and shake my head

"Well obviously if you can see y/n then she isn't dead dumbass" I say muttering curse words after

"Oh makes sense I guess" He says perking up a bit

"So wanna maybe to see y/n and see if she can come home?" I ask turning my back to Todd and walking up to the check in desk

"Hey I'm here to see y/n l/n?" I say leaning on the counter

The girl at the desk didn't care and she just typed on her phone and said "Sure I don't really care go on I'm sure you'll be able to find them" She pops some bubblegum loudly and rolls her eyes

"Cmon Todd let's go." I start yo look around for y/ns room

"Oh it's in there!" Todd points to a blue door and we both open it at the same time to see the hallway looking very dark, sad and uncleaned unlike the other places in the hospital

There's one room with a light on so we go in there

Y/n is laying in the bed obviously nocked up on anesthesia and drugs

A nurse walks into the room after us
"You should get out of here quickly, this is the part of the hospital specifically for dirty addicts" she smokes a puff of a cigarette and blows it in Todd's face as he coughs

"Wait what do you mean y/ns an addict? I knew she smoked a bit and drank like once!" I ask not noticing the nurse leaving and turning the lights off

"She doesn't need to be here." I quickly descide then start taking some syringes from y/ns arm and pushing her bed towards the window

"What are you doing bojack?" Todd asks as I pull out my phone quickly and ignore him

After some minutes a rope gets thrown up to the window and I look out and see Margo martindale out of the window giving me a thumbs up

I pick up y/n and throw her out the window to be caught my Margo and surprisingly it's successful

Me and Todd go down the rope

"You owe me bojack, see ya later though" Margo gives me y/n and runs off into her car as some police sirens sound in the distance

"Okay bojack you shouldn't have done that.." a police car grows closer so we run over to the car and get inside

Todd and I drive away quickly

(Yo get ready for a stressful and sad next couple of chapters lmao)