Shingeki no Kyojin one-shots

Attack of Walmart (part 1)

Attack on Walmart (part 1)

Third person POV-

You walked into the managers room, today would be the first day of your job at walmart! Slowly and nervously you stood infront of a very large man who was sitting at a desk. 'damn his eyebrow game is strong.' You thought getting lost in the big blond catapillar like eyebrows.

After a minute or two of just awkwardly starring at his eyebrows you broke yourself out of the trance. "E-excuse me sir." You managed to squeak out. The blonde looked up from some paperwork on about this months stock. "H-hi sorry for interrupting you, i-im the new worker and uhm I didn't know who to go to for training, so uhm here I am."

The blonde cleared his throat. "Ah yes your (f/n) its a pleasure to meet you. Your the new girl." He held his out his hand for you to shake and you quickly shook his hand.

"Its nice to meet you too sir, thank you for accepting my application." You said a bit hyperly.

He just laughed and leaned back in his big Spinney chair. "No problem (y/n), and please call me Erwin. And about your training problem...well just get Levi to show you around the store and get you all familiarized."

You nodded eager to start your training. 'Hopefully this Levi Guy is pretty cool.' You thought while following Erwin out of the managers office and out to the cashiers section of the store. Erwin seemed to be looking for somebody most likely this Levi guy, but he gave up and instead walked over to a small blonde girl who was happily finished ringing up a costomer.

"Hey Christa do you happen to know what rigister Levi's at?" He asked.

Christa looked down the long isle of cash registers and pointed down the line. "Uhm I think that's Levi over there at register 20, the one that's 15 items or less." She said. Her voice was sickly sweet and practically made you melt. 'Awe she's so tiny, like a little kid! How old is she?'

That's when a slender girl with brown hair tied up in a pony tail and freckles stood infront of Christa making you step back into reality. "Yup that Levi over there." She stated straight faced. "So why don't you two go run along and let us get back to work."

You kinda had a 'where da faqu did jou just come from look on'. But Erwin nodded. "Yes my apologies Ymir, Christa, now back to work."  The two girls went back to there registers and begun to ring up costomers again...some nicer then others.

You and Erwin just continued on your mary way to register 20.....You nearly pissed your pants. 'Thats Levi!' You mentally screamed.  Levi had 'resting bitch face' on activate His black raven hair, grey eyes and bags under his eyes made him look like some sort of 'shit your pants scary' type of vampire....but you had to admit, it looked pretty damn fine on him.

As the two of you approached the register you could see Levi roll his eyes and...groan? "Oui boss shitface what do you want?" He said irritated.

Erwin just grinned leaning on the register. "Well Mr.negetive I just came over here to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now." Your New boss stated over dramatically.

Levi just clicked his tongue. "Psh nobody is here to have a good time, we're here to get paid shitface." You couldn't help but giggle at Levis snide comment, which of course made Levi look your way. If stares could kill, you'd be six feet happily underground.

"Oui shit face, who's the laughing littleshit?" You frowned at this new nickname he gave to you. It was only funny when it was someone else being called a name relating to shit.

Erwin stopped his little over dramatic drama fit and pointed to you. "That's (y/n) your training her good luck!" And before Levi could get a word in inch wise Erwin was gone, running away from the register like a group of abnormal titans were right behind him.

Levi just sighed. "Alright I guess im training you littleshit." He turned off the light at the register closing it and walking around so he was standing next to you. "Now fallow me, lets start you off in a section that wont scar you for life."

A/n: heh, heh *awkward Bertolt sweating* Yeah I know I said I was done writing for awhile but uhm.....surprise im not.

Sorry for the major crappyness I wrote this as an introduction and didnt proof read so yeah : | 

So that part one I guess, well don't be upsetti have some spaghetti~! Ciao~!