Shingeki no Kyojin one-shots

It's no Joke(Connie×Reader)

It's no Joke(Connie×Reader)

like I said I would dedicate this chapter to.someone who either voted or.commented so this.chapter is dedicated to.......@__jaegerbombastic__ !
(PS:you guys might wanna read the authors note)
Anyway lets continue in with this story~

Second person POV-

You lightly punched Connie's arm."Common Airbender you can be serious." You laughed.

Connie looked at you, a serious expression on his face."I'm not kidding (y/n) I'm going to do it"He took your hand in his cold ones."We're going to do it."

You pulled your hand away quickly making you hit your elbow on the car door."No I'm not Connie! Your crazy! Please tell me your joking. You can't be serious I know were dirt broke but YOU wouldnt-"You were cut off by Connie.

"Yes I would. I would do anything for you (y/n)." You shook your head and tensed up.

"Connie don't, please I don't care if were poor. We can scrounge up enough money, we can get jobs and a house! But there's no need to rob a fucking bank Connie!"

Connie just ignored you and started getting out if the car."I'll be back."

You tried reaching for his hand but he was too fast."Connie! Come back here!"He didn't respond."Connie!"

You didn't know How to feel. You felt so many emotions at that moment. Fear, adrenaline, confusion. 'He can't be serious' You thought looking down at your lap then out the window at the bank. 'Connies such a sweet boy and he's a prankster, you know what (y/n) this is probley just one big prank. Yah one big prank. Plus Connie would never put himself in this much danger for me.' Your thoughts were brocken off when Connie jumped in the car next to you in a panick.

"Connie!"

"Here hold this."Connie gave you a gunny sack and you peered inside to see money in it. you could've past out right then if you weren't jolted back to reality by Connie driving the care like a maniac.

"Slow down! your going to kill us!" You yelled holding onto the sack for dear life.

Connie quickly turned onto the freeway."No can do babe. If I slow down the cops will be on our tail in no time." He got off in an exit and onto a highway that led out of town.

You stared out the window at the now.leaving (c/n) sign."C-Connie....where are we going?"

"Somewhere they can't find us."

'*:;,．★ ～☆・:.,;*Timeskip'*:;,．★ ～☆・:.,;*

You shoved all the money into another bag while Connie was holding the gun to the store clerks head. "Alright I got it! lets get the hell out!"You yelled. Connie nodded and put his gun back in its holster, before punching the clerk making him fall to the ground.

You and Connie ran outside and into the car. Connie started it up and sped down the road heading towards the next town."How much did we get (y/n)?" You took off your mask unleashing your (h/l) (h/c) messy hair. You counted the money."We scored about 796 dollars not our best word but still."You smiled.

Connie grinned and took one hand off the steeringwheel and grabbed yours."We did a great job."He brought your hand to his mouth and kissed your knuckles.

You chuckled at stared out the window.

You and Connie had been in the run ever since Connie's first bank rob a year ago. Now you were both wanted criminals all over the states. You two had become "famous" You loved that the money helped you two get by but Connie seemed drawn by the fame each robery brought him. You wanted to stop robbing but you were just so happy to see Connie happy, especially since you both escaped a horrible life before robbing.

You thought back to before you and Connie started robbing.

You and him were both teenagers in highschool. You and Connie lived a abusive life with the orphanage owner. He would always mentally and physically harm the kids at the orphanage. You loved those kids and would always try to stand up to him protecting them which always caused you to get slapped. Connie would then yell at him and ask him, 'How could you be so cruel to women and children you pig!' After that Connie would get beat up while you took the children upstairs and cried.

After being there for over five years both of you were sophomores and couldn't take it anymore. Connie asked you to run away with him. You if course wanting to escape this prision said yes. You felt bad packing your bags while the younger kids asked you where you were going. You cried knowing you had to leave them behind with him. But you told them you wouldn't be gone long. You lied and left that night with Connie. That was the night Connie first robbed the bank.

Comming out of your daze you realised Connie parked the car in a motel parking lot. It was one of the Motel's that looked sketchy and were always on the side of the highway. You both climbed out and Connie ripped the paper off that was hifing the lisence plate. Connie put on a men's wig(or tupee).You sat in the car with the money bag while Connie checked you guys in under a fake I.D. . Soon he.came back and you grabbed the bag. He ditched the wig and you two went into the room.

You sat down at the counter counting the money once more. Connie just flipped through the channel's on the TV but if course nothing good was on.

He switch he'd to the news channel where they were covering your two's latest crime.

You hummed happy....*KNOCK KNOCK*

You looked at Connie confused in who it could be, but then you saw the lights and heard the sirens, your heart dropped.

"WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"

A/n:Whoo-hoo~! I finally did a Connie × Reader chapter!
By the way.....THIS BOOK GOT FRICKING 7.5K READS*squeals loudly* OH MY GOOT YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!

anyhow..I hope this didn't suck too bad. And u was wondering if j should make a second part to this one-shot?

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