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7. Swerved So Quick

Jolenes P.O.V

Who would've known the spotlight would shine on me on this sexy ass night. Don't care though, I am ready, I was born ready. Everyone stops bumping and grinding and form a crowd around me. None of the hoes before me is gonna be as turnt as I am right now.

I'm just about to get shit crazy up in here when some rachet ass hoe stands in front of me.

"Um excuse me, who is you nigga?" I say with sass.

"You need to back the fuck up, it's my turn to dance in the spotlight." I give her the same look I gave a dude who whipped out his 1 inch dick in my face. Like that shit was gonna satisfy me. And he was black!

"Firstly, it shined on me hoe. And second you need to get the fuck outta my face before I rip off that 10$ weave from your head."

I'm about to kick her in the pussy and get my shit on but the thot had more to say.

"Still better than your STD pussy." She says with a smirk. I give her a smirk of my own.

"Actually, I'll take that as a compliment. It means I get more dick than your dirty unwashed pussy that I can smell from here in those 10$ leggings. And FYI, STD's means Suck Those Dicks. Which is what I go by." I yank her by the weave and throw her into the crowd, that parts and she face plant's.

"Now that that's over" I turn and spot the Dj at the corner of the room."DJ PUT ON MY SHIT!" I yell. I requested a song earlier incase I was the one to get the spotlight.

He gives me a nod and puts on T pains 'Booty wurk'. In an instant on my hands are on my knees and I'm popping my booty out.

The crowd goes wild. I twerk so hard. I go one cheek at a time. "Left cheek, right cheek." I give my booty a work out. I move to the wall and then back to the floor. I then start wavin my weeve in a circle along with my ass when the Dj Mixes the song to 'Throw that ass in a circle'. The crowd goes wild, and even throws me a few bucks.

I hurriedly stuff them in my cooch.

"GO WEAVIE WONDER!" The crowd chants. Not the best nickname but I guess it's alright. They love me and that's all that matters.

I swing my weave all around. But then the inevitable happens. My weave goes flying across the room.

The whole crowd and place goes quiet. Shit.

I stand there trying to decide on what to do, or say. When an Idea pops into my head. I lift up my shirt. I wasn't wearing a bra so this would be easy.

"Hey everybody look at me!" Using my inner strength I force my tits to move up and down. One tit at at time.

*Crickets*

Nobody says anything for a long time, and I just stand there like an idiot still moving my tits.

"GET THE FUCK OUT!" someone from the crowd yells.

All of a sudden I'm lifted up off my feet and carried to the exit. I'm thrown out on my ass. Well ain't that some shit.

The door opens again, and for I hope a little it's the bouncers telling me I could come back in. But instead I'm greeted with the rachet hoe from earlier.

She throws my weave square in my face.

"Looks like I'm not the only one with 10$ weave." She laughs as she slams the Clubs door in my face.

Damn. At least I did get it turnt. Right?

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A/N: How did you like My part! You know I got the best day to right. Sunday's, the holy days, GODS,DAY! Stay tuned for the one and only Chrissy on muh sundays. PEACE!