Sam's POV
"Thanks a fucking lot, Sam. Everyone knows we got kicked out of Fuscia all because of those ugly disasters you call good shoes." Kai hissed sharply, turning into the drive way. I lurched forward and hit my head on the dashboard.
"Damnit, Kai," I began rubbing my head, "I didn't mean to. I mean, Skechers aren't that bad," I returned.
Kai parked the car, slid the key out of the ignition and hopped out of the car, slamming the door. "Tell that to my reputation, Sam," Kai yelled, stomping off into the house. I sunk into my seat and ran my finger through my hair.
I need to fix this.
I pulled out my phone and dialed several numbers. It's time for a family reunion.
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Jenital's POV
"-And so Keisha told Latrell that the baby was his, and being the ass hole that he was, he denied it and called her a "stank pussy ho"," Alicia said, "I told her Latrell was no good and she didn't believe me."
Alicia decided to stop being a cheap bitch and took me to lunch today.
At McDonald's.
"You're so damn cheap, couldn't take me to Olive Garden or something?" I asked.
"Bitch, that was almost three dollars, you better be lovin' it, Jen. Plus, All Of Garden is expensive," Alicia took another bite of her burger then set it down and stood up, "I'm gonna go take a leak, B R B."
I nodded my head faintly, still trying to figure out if this ho really just said "All Of Garden". I decided to forget about when, just that moment, my phone started ringing. I immediately picked it off the table and answered it. "Who dis be?"
"Hey... it's Sam," they answered. Sam? Sam. Sam! I haven't seen Sam in a year. The last time I saw her I was still apart of the Jose And Yard crew.
"Hey, girl. Long time, no see. What ya' been up to?"
"Lots of stuff... Listen, I need your help."
"Okay, what's up?"
"Meet me at Pop & Lock tonight, I'll explain everything there." The line went dead.
Might as well get ready now. I stood up then sat back down. I'll go ... right after I finish this burger.
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Allie's POV
"Rub harder, Tyrone," I inhaled some smoke from my hookah. "You're not my ho for nothin'."
"Allie," Tyrone began with his thick Irish accent. "You don't pay me enough for this."
"I pay you what you earn, Tyrone. Now, keep rubbing my back," I wheezed.
"Pussy pop Make it drop Keepin' the man on lock. Don't stop for no hos Come after me and you'll know, I end bitches, I end lives, Real gangsta from the start No lie..."
Oh, it's just my phone. I exhaled smoke. "Tyrone, get that for me." Tyrone picked up my phone, hit answer, and said "Hello".
"Is this Allie?"
"This is Tyrone answering for Allie. State your business."
"Can I actually talk to Allie?"
Tyrone looked to me. I nodded my head and took the phone from him. "The fuck do you want?"
"Allie," they began dryly, "I need a favour."
"And I need Trey Songz but you don't see me asking people for him."
"This is serious," there was a pause on the line for a second, "I need you to get Lexan and Jolene, and don't even act like you don't know Jolene."
"I'm not doing that shit, Lexan can kiss my ass and Jolene can shrivel up and freeze in a hole in Ireland- No offense, Tyrone."
"None taken," he said nonchalantly.
"Jolene is your daughter!" They returned.
I paused. There's only two people that know that, Kai and Sam.... Sam. "...Okay, fine, I'll do this. On several conditions, you forgot about Jolene and I, I get a couple more pounds of Jesus Plant, and you make sure Lexan and I get a pole battle."
"I'll see what I can do. Meet me with Lexan and Jolene at Pop & Lock."
I hung up. "Tyrone, go pick out our clothes, we have things to do tonight," I said.
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OOH, DRAMA. I sense something big happening! Kai's day was fabulous as usual and I can't wait to see Wednesday's (ALLIE). So, that's all for today.
~Kat
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Plotless
HumorSeven writers come together to create a book that has absolutely no plot at hand and will basically write from whatever the previous author wrote the day before. Ladies and Gentlemen, we bring you Plotless. The Unavailing, Unpredictable, Ambiguous...