Kailand's P.O.VWhispers erupted down the halls as I strutted my fine ass down them. Either my ass was looking ultra-hella fine or there was another rumor about me.
I didn't even have hear them to know that that bitch was starting rumors again. Hmmm, what could the bitch and her delusional mind could have said now.
" Kai oh my, " My bestfriend, Kimiko, said coming up to me.
" What did Pussy-Slinging Paige say this time. " I say when I heard the sound of cheap heels clicking behind me. I could decipher those clicks from a mile away.
" Wait nevermind, she's already here. She can tell me herself. " I say spinning around to the horror that is Paige McDonald's. Heir to the McDonald's Enterprise.
" Hello Kai, " she sneered.
" Hello Paige, and you address me as Queen, we're not friends, though I know how much you want to be me so bad, " I say with the same attitude. Does she not know this is Kai-land. I was blessed with this name for a reason. I was born to rule.
" Well looks like your not as Queen as you think you are. We all know you were dragged out of Club Fuscia like the undomesticated dog you are. "
" Paige, I don't even know why your last name is McDonald because I'm not lovin' it, " I hiss.
" Well Tim certainly was lovin' it last night, " she smirked. My blood instantly reached the temperature of her hot ass breath.
" Tim told me he was working the night-shift at the produce stand. "
" He was working on producing something last night, " she said and than moved closer and whispered, "...our child. "
" No way Tim would ever put his godly penis, near your hazardous, soul-sucking, big-mac smelling pussy. " I snap. Tim was a sensitive topic for me.
" Yet, there he was... eating me out like a fat kid and cake. "
" Did you eat your own ass, because you're spewing bullshit. Tim would never eat proccessed food. " I said crossly. How dare she say such things about my Tim. I have ownership over him. I signed them papers bitch.
" Well we'll find out 9 months now, when I'm concieving his baby, " She said as she started walking away, her out of season Yves Saint Lauren heels clicking away on the pavement.
What's the wrong with all these hoes thinking that having their baby will make them stay? So many black women have already learned from this, I need to recommend Paige to them and their wisdom.
But I don't mind her.., wait do I ever? Haha no. I hope her cheap heels break on the way down the hall and her ankle snaps like Jackie Chan snaps necks.
But there still was that spark of doubt in the back of my mind. What if Tim really did have intercourse with that praire-dog, I mean Paige?
Well if he did than I he'd better go get himself checked. Paige's pussy is home to more diseases than there are cells in her body. Only God knows how many times her pussy have been beat like a drum. She can probably put those flaps to work and fly to the moon.
She'd be doing us all a favor....
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A/N: Hello all! Monday has rolled around again and so has me. You get to start off your shit week with the shit am I right? Jk. XD
But in all honestly, thank you to all the people who have read and commented and voted, this all means alot to me and the other writer's in this book. SO KEEP IT UP MATES!Anyways next up is Kat and she is such a great piece of flesh so I'm definately looking forward for it. Stay tuned for Tuesday!!!! On a complete other note, who do you think won between Kai and Paige? *cough* Kai *cough*
See ya lates mates xoxoxo ♡♡♡
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