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19. Badass Bitches Unite!

The Wicked Witch of the West POV-

 

There she was my pretty. Off on the side of the road. Awaiting my help. When basic bitches can’t handle a badass bitch they call me. I’ve been in the badass bitch collecting services since Wendy or wait that peasants name was Dorothy, fucked up my face. I’ve collected everyone from Cruella de Vil to the Joker. It’s funny how everyone thought Hitler and Tupac died, but  they simply were too bad for you basic bitches.  When one can melt at the words of a peasant they’ve grown defective to the common people of the world. Many if not all grow jealous of a badass bitch. Many will lose a tear over how they will all simply be peasants.

My body hunched like the damn Notre Dame as I hussled over to the melting body I’ve been sent to collect. Her file claimed that she was the best dancer in the land and she owned a fashion label. Probably one of those Prima Ballerinas. Bet she makes dresses like Glinda. I stretched my cane out to the corpse like body on the ground lying in nothing, but red lingerie. She looks like someone came up and raped her, but it happens to the best of us. I’ll never forget the night when Oz tricked me into his chambers and ruffled my feathers a bit to hard. See the best of us. As my cane poked into her hip a cry fell from her lips.

“STOP KAI! I GAVE YOU THE CLUB! LEAVE YOUR OLDER SISTER,” The bitch cried out.

“Hush hush honey, I’ve come to help you,”I hushed her.

“What are you going to rape me too?” She whimpered in either fear or satisfaction.

“No no, but I’m hear to take you back to your rightful place,” I began to explain.

“Are you taking me to my Club?” She sat up revealing her face. She has nearly melted away, but you can still see the badass bitch in her brow. She was a drag queen just like Ursula.

“Your club full of peasants was just a stepping stone to where I’m taking you my pretty. Stand up,” I cackled.

“Who are you?” She asked as she stood up.

“I’m the baddest bitch to live, but my name is The Wicked Witch of the West,” I gimped away on my cane.

“I’m Lexa-” She began.

“I know. Ever since Kai tried to call you a peasant I’ve known,” I placed my free hand on her shoulder.

“That poor poor peasant,” Lexan began.

“We don’t pity peasants. We slay them,” I cackled before moving on, “Since that dumbass broad Dorothy gave my broom to Oz, I’ve been flying on my cane. We must ride there together,” I laid my cane out swinging my leg over the cane. “Hop on.”

“Is it safe?” Lexan sighed.

“Are you scared?” I challenged.

“Never,” With that Lexan swung her leg over and we began to fly to the promise land in the sky. The land where basic bitches don’t exist. The land where the only rule is an eye for an eye. The land where everyone is there own queen. Where we are all finally equal in out bitching one another.  

We pulled up in front of the gates of Bitchtopia. Han’s our gate guy and the lame bitch who let Anna live pressed the damn button and let us into the land. Maleficent was flying high above the gates basically putting on a show. Every Evil Queen you could think of was brunching at a table in the most evilest corporate America, Starbucks. The streets were filled with badass bitches and wicked witches. I flew Lexan to the collection center for processing.

“Head in there my pretty,” I  landed my broom and watched as Lexan swung herself off of my broom.

"Will I see you again?” Lexan worried.

“Depends are you blind?” I reasoned.

“No. Are yo-?” She began to sass.

“You’ll fit in just fine here. Now get your ass in there so we can get you set up. If you need me follow the Yellow Brick Road,” I pointed to the Yellow Brick Road leading to my house. Damn the Wizard that road is mine now.

Lexan let out a breaky sigh as she walked into the office. This land was like no other. Bitchtopia was my home. Bitchopia was the land of every badass bitch. To be this bad you need a land. The roads paved in gold and the houses painted in gems. The land of lands was only meant for the wicked.

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