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18.Peasants And Assholes

Lexan's POV

The chloroform did make me a little unbalanced and woozy but it definitely didn't knock me out. With the amount of surgery I've had done, there really is nothing that could completely knock me out. They tied me up in some rope (it wasn't gold, sadly) and Allie had her shotgun aimed at me.

I was still trying to figure out why they would do such a thing and then it clicked. "You guys are peanut butter and fucking jealous, aren't you?" I questioned.

"Why didn't you guys bring a gag?" Allie wheezed, "I don't want to hear this cow talk the whole way."

"Cow? That's ironic coming from you Allie. I bet you've sold enough milk to make even the oldest cow jealous, oh wait, you are the oldest cow," I retorted.

"Listen here, you diamond encrusted douche bag, I'll blo-" Allie began.

"Hey! Stop guys! We need to stay civil. Allie, go back to smoking your weed, Lexan, be quiet," Sam chimed in.

"Sam, please don't tell me what to do. You may have grown a butt with those Shape Ups but you still are dirt on the bottom of my shoe," I spun my head around slightly, looking everyone in the eye for one brief moment, "I didn't want to have to hurt you, but, to be honest, all of you are peasants to me."

"Awfully confident for a future dead man, Lexan," A slow clap started and everyone's heads turned to Kai, "You see, Lexan, you're obnoxious and annoying on purpose. Remember the days when you had pimples and thought over-alls were nice? No, huh? Or the time you actually had the ability to fart?"

"Oh God, no. Stop, please! Kai, no!" I cried.

"Remember when you couldn't afford Botox and you used home made creams?" Kai continued.

"Stop, Kai! I'M MELTING!"

"Do you remember when gold just wasn't an option for you and you had to buy that cheap substitute from Bob's Broke Be Gone?"

"NO, KAI, NO. STOP!"

"The truth is, you're more of a peasant then anyone else here. You're just another pretentious asshole and we already have one if those. Me, of course. There's no space for you and your ... lap dogs. So, as soon as this van stops, I want you to apologise and then say goodbye because this is the end for you, Lexan. This is the end."

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WASSUP, GUYS, IT'S KAT. I know this update is not on time and it's not on the right day either. There was a little bit of a mix up but here is my update. I am very sorry for not getting this out earlier.

Xoxo.