Jolene's P.O.V
I adjusted the band of my weave as I walked farther down the street. Damn "Invisible Extensions" is a damn lie.
The only thing invisible thing is my edges; Jesus my hair needs a miracle.
I was about to adjust the other side until some dumbass bumped into me making my weave rotate.
"Watch where you walking !!" I yelled in their ugly shriveled ass face. They just smiled and pushed their shades up.
Why the hell are you wearing shades at 7:40pm? Bitch it's darker then my soul out here.
"Oh-oh Ma'am I'm sorry," They proceeded to reach out and feel all over my face and weave, "Oh Lord I must be touching their dog. DID SOMEBODY LOSE A DOG ??"
"Nig- No ! Get off me !!" I shoved the guy off me, "What the fuck can you see?"
"Barely."
"Oh Jes-," She stopped herself before she could continue her sentence, "I'm talking to a blind person."
She just shook her head and took out her phone to tweet her situation but stopped once she saw one specific tweet at the top of her TL:
60 But Mouth On 20 @alliebitch
Eww. Gotta meet up w/ Sam. Sketcher's wearing ass.
"She's going to see Sam ?!?" I shrieked out loud.
"Sam ?" The guy asked making me flinch mad hard. He's still here, the fuck ?
"How'd you hear me ? I thought you were blind"
"Blind means I can't see dumbass"
"Can't see, can't here, can't do shit. Same thing" I swatted the guy before grabbing his wrist.
"Oww ! What the hell ? What are you doing?"
"You're my one way ticket to a free taxi bitch. I'm going to Sam'a house and crashing their little 'reunion' "
We stopped one taxi and both climbed in.
I'm coming Allie and you better be prepared bitch.
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A/N:
WOW WOW DILEMMA
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