I'm still in the dreamland when a phone beeped disturbed me. I tried to sleep again, but unfortunately I failed to go back. I reached for my phone frustratedly and look at the time. It is just 10:53 am for the fuck sake! Ang aga pa! Hindi ba nito alam na kakatulog ko lang? Kingina. I will kill these mother fucker's who dares to disturb me while I'm sleeping. I was ready to call them but surprisingly the message came from an unknown number.
"Hi!" the text says. Agad na nangunot ang noo ko. Who might this be?
Muli iyong tumunog.
"I just got my future husband's number"
"And guess what?"
Fuck, you woke me just to make me guess? How dare you!
"It's your number"
What the hell?
Is this a prank text?
Geez, ang korni.
"Who's this?" I replied then after a couple of seconds whoever it is, texted back.
"Ehehehehe hi!"
Tsk. I'm asking who he or she is but this is his/her answer. Ang labo nito.
"WHO ARE YOU?" I replied, impatiently.
"If this is one of the member of MMHD, fuck y'all." I typed it and hit the send button.
"You woke me up, moron." pahabol ko.
I was in the middle of shutting down my phone but it beeped again.
"Ay sorry sorry, sigii tulog ka muna ulittt. Sleep well future, dream of meee!" Napailing ako. This is certainly one of them.
6:53 pm nang magising ako. If you thought that I slept for a long time, you should be used to this because this is my routine. As usual, my phone is beeping again at sila na ulit ang may dahilan niyon. Bumangon ako at bumaba, habang kumakain doon ko binasa ang messages nila.
MGA MUKHANG HATDOG
Jake: Ls umay.
Cid: Buti nga
Jake: Ang pangit mo kasi kaya na-ls.
Cid: Nadamay pako, kingina.
Ish: Nagreply ka daw kasi.
Cid: Porket nagreply, damay agad?
Jake: Si Ish basta nalang sumusulpot.
Jake: Ano ka, kabute?
Ish: Ang gwapo ko namang kabute.
Jake: Gwapo nga, pinaghihintay naman.😂
Cid: Burn🔥
Ish: Ang epal nitong si Jake.
Ish: Paburn burn pa 'tong si Cid, torpe naman!
Jake: ANOTHER BURN!
Ish: Itong si Jake porket may ka-duo ganyan na. Ang pangit ng ugali.
Cid: Sana iwan yan ng kaduo nya.
Jake: Ang sama nyo😭
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You Woke Me Up, Moron (Hatdog Series #1)
Short StorySin Emmanuel, a silent guy who does nothing but sleep until he met Larine, a girl who like him since junior high school. Due to some instances, Larine moved to a place where Sin lived. Now that they are under one subdivision, will Sin still be able...
