You Woke Me Up, Moron (Hatdog Series #1)

03

Next day, I was so grumpy to stand up but still I managed to go to the kitchen to have my lunch. It' s just me and Manang Tin, Mom and Dad is in the states doing whatever business they having.

"Good morning, Manang." I greeted.

"Iho talaga, tanghali na oh." she said, cheeky. "Masama sa kalusugan ang palaging puyat."

"Hindi ho akong puyat, lagi nga ho akong tulog." I said.

"Palusot ka pang bata ka," she reaches for my hair, patting it. Then, she prepared the food in front of me and we ate together.

Akmang tatayo na ako at muling babalik sa kwarto nang marinig ko ang tunog ng doorbell. Manang might have some visitors. Dahil naghuhugas sya ng plato, ako na ang nagbukas niyon.

To my surprise, it wasn't Nanang's visitor but mine.

"What are you doing here?" bungad ko sa kanila.

"Eto namang si Sin parang di kaibigan," Si Cid lamang ang nagabalang sumagot samantalang yung dalawa ay dirediretso nang pumasok. Pagkatapos kong saraduhan, I followed them inside.

At hindi nako nagulat sa naabutan ko.

Ish was laying down on a couch, watching movie in netflix, Jake was holding his phone playing while Cid is in the kitchen, specifically looking something on a refrigerator.

"Bahay nyo?" I asked at sabay sabay silang lumingon sakin.

"Sungit naman nitong si Fafa Sin, porket may kabebe time na ayaw na samin," ani Ish.

"Oo nga pala, taga dyan nga lang pala si Larine. Puntahan natin?" Jake asked, without breaking his attention on his phone. Adik na adik.

"Tara tara! Pakilala natin si Sin sa mama nya," singit ni Cid. I quickly grabbed the pillow near me and threw it at him but it was dodged. Lucky idiot.

"Lumayas na nga kayo. Uubusin nyo lang pagkain ko," I said.

"Hindi naman ako kumakain. Si Cid lang paalisin mo. Sya lang naman kumakain." ani Ish.

"Tangina neto," ani Cid at tsaka nya ito binato ng box ng cereal. "Yung isa nga dyan, nakiki-wifi lang."

I chuckled silently.

"Nanahimik ako ditong kinginamo, idadamay mo pa ako." Jake said and when I looked at his screen the word "defeat" appear. "Talo, bobo kakampi."

"Oohh, buti nga!" pangaasar ni Ish. "Nakarma ka."

"Gago, buti sana kung ako lang kaso damay si Elaine. Nakakahiya amp."

"Iiwan ka na nyan," I said at lumingon sya sakin ng naniningkit ang mata.
"What? Did I say something wrong?" I asked, pretending to be innocent.

"Mafall ka sana kay Larine," he said. "Kagaya ng pagkafall ko kay Elaine."

"Nah. Never." I said, shaking my head.

"You'll never knew," singit ni Cid.

"Let's see," I replied, smirking.

I'm hundred percent sure about this.

"Sus! HAHAHAHAHAHA baka mamaya magpatulong kana samin tungkol sa kanya." pangaasar ni Ish.

"Oo nga" tumawa si Jake "willing naman kami."

"Will not be needing your help." I plainly said.

"Okay, sabi mo e," Jake said in an amusing tone.

"Nga pala, sino daw nagbigay ng number mo sa kanya?" Cid asked.

I shrugged. "Kayo."

"Gago, hindi talaga ako. Tingnan mo pa cellphone ko." Cid, defending himself.

"Same, paloko loko lang ako pero hindi ako basta basta nagbibigay ng number nyo kung kani-kanino." ani Ish.

"Baka ako," napalingon ako kay Jake. "Joke, hindi tol. Pramis."

My forehead creased. Kung hindi sila sino? Or did that girl just fooled me? Tsk. I secretly took out my phone and texted "Liar." to her and hit the send button. I was about to hide it but then—

"Yie si Sin katext na naman si Larine!" sigaw ni Jake. Ampota, akala ko ba naglalaro ang isang 'to? 

Agad na lumapit si Cid at Ish.

"Nasan? Patingin!" ani Ish.

I shut down my phone before showing it to them.

"Wala naman." I said.

"Gago, hindi. Promise nakita ko!" Jake said while raising his right hand a bit. "Promise nakita ko!"

Napabuntong hininga na lamang ako nang hablutin ni Ish ang cellphone ko. Binuhay nya iyon bago sya sumigaw.

"Liar daw!" Ish said.

"Oo, yan ang nakita ko HAHAHAHAHA!" Jake exclaimed.

"Ampota, sungit talaga ni Sin. Walang sinasanto!" ani Cid.

"Hey. Give it back to me, fuckers."

"Oh eto." Ish threw it back. "Balitaan mo kami sa susunod na magaganap sa lovelife mo."

And with that, I raised my middle finger at him.