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edited 12/10/23
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TW: Homophobia
It was early morning in the 99th Precinct, and Neveah was with Rosa, standing behind Amy as Jake sat down in his desk, opposite the three females.
"Hey, you guys see the dude I brought in today, the drug dealer? 81 years old." Jake mentioned, with what seemed like a proud look on his face. "I think it's the oldest collar of my entire career."
"I once arrested a 96 year-old for flashing" Amy piped up. "I was terrified he'd die in my backseat...or flash me."
"My oldest collar was 78, but the PCP made her fight like she was 20" Rosa shared.
"Mine was 95, murdered his best friend" Neveah spoke up, loosening the tie situated around her neck.
"What about two 50 year-old twins?" Scully asked, holding a cup of coffee in one of the precinct marked travel cups. "Does that count as a 100 year-old?"
"No good" Amy responded, Jake replying at the same time with a shake of his head and a "No"
"You talking oldest bags? 68." Charles mentioned, walking in with coffee, and setting his bags down.
"That's not that old" Amy said, confused.
"Yeah, but I was only 20." Charles responded, unaware of what conversation the group had been having.
"20? Were you even a cop then?" Jake asked, raising an eyebrow in question.
"No, man, it was before I got into the academy." Charles answered. Everyone looked at each other confused, before Rosa spoke up, smirking.
"Charles isn't talking about his oldest arrest." Everyone groaned in disgust, pulling weird faces, a shudder going through Neveah's body.
"Gross Charles!" Neveah yelled out, short of gagging.
"No- Yes, I am. Yeah, Oldest arrest, 68, like I said."
"God, you had sex with a 68 year-old when you were in your 20s?" Jake groaned out in question.
"You know how it is." Charles responded, arms crossed over his chest. "When you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-"
"No, that is not an older woman. That's an old woman!" Neveah pulled a face mixed between laughter and disgust. "That's someone's grandma!"
"She was, actually. That's how I met her." Charles agreed, causing everyone to again, groan in disgust. "Went to college with her grandson Marvin" Causing everyone to fall into a fit of disgusted groans and laughter. "Don't- Don't knock it till you try it. She had a replacement hip with some serious torque. It was like having sex with a transformer."
"That is no-ones fantasy." Jake announced, standing up to walk away into the break room.
