A/N: STILL ALIVE!
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"I get that you hate him, but this much?" Gura sweatdropped.
Currently, Y/n's face was on the floor, ass up in the air, and a bunch of stuff inside his ass like a sword and a shield, a scythe from death himself and a wine bottle from 1500, a Tomislav, and a magnifying glass... and also a book cuz why not.
"Gura, you don't understand how much we hate him." Amelia said. "He stole my time machine and changed the future! I was gonna save Harambe but he stole it and killed Harambes grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-- hell during the stone age!"
"*Muffled* In my defense, Harambe took my burger."
"SHUT IT!!!" Amelia threw the dictionary at Y/n. "READ THIS BOOK AND SHIT OUT THE WEAPONS!!!"
"*Muffled* Already read it, so suck it!"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Amelia tackled Y/n and went monkei shit on him.
"... I think I've never seen Amelia act this way." Gura said.
"I mean, he did kill one of the best monkeys." Calli said.
As the continuously pained screams of Y/n being pounded by the detective like the goblins from Goblin slayer, Kiara stated her reason as to why she shoved her sword and shield down his ass.
"Well, the reason why ME- The Pheonix - God of all-"
"JUST STATE THE REASON!!!" They cut her off.
";-; He took my chicken."
"... What."
"He bought all the chicken from KFC! So I made my own company called KPF, which made the food much better by killing my own kind that made KFC out of business and then becoming the number one fast-food company in this universe JUST SO I CAN GET THAT MOTHER-"
"IN MY DEFENSE YOU CAME TWO MINUTES LATE SO SHUT IT- AHHH DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!"
"THAT'S IT, COME HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Kiara joined Amelia and began to violate him, not in the sexual way, the physical way you perverts.
"Well, the reason as to why I'm mad is because he's the only one who is able to escape death." Calli stated her reason. "And no, he isn't like Kiara, he's literally ESCAPING DEATH which should not be possible for any mortal being!!"
"MY EXCUSE IS THAT I MADE A DEAL WITH DEATH HIMSELF- OH GOD STOP IT PLEASE."
"NEIN/NO."
"Calm down Calli, what's the worst that can happen?" Ina asked.
"I always get harassed because I don't have a perfect list of deaths!"
"So?"
"IT HURTS MY PRIDE."
"IT'S JUST A FEELING OF BEING PROUD, IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT."
"GET BACK HERE DU KLEINE SCHEISSE." Kiara yelled.
"NEIN, I SHALL NAWT- wait where's Amelia?"
The walls busted open behind Y/n as an Amelia with a BFG was standing there, MENACINGLY.
"... HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT."
"SAY HELLO TO THE LITTLE FRIEND'S FRIEND!!"
"OH GOD LENNY I WILL SLAP-"
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Please... No More Q_Q (RWBY x Powerful Malereader)
Fanfiction*DOSCONTINUED* Y/N have saved alot of worlds. He has defeated all sorts kind of evil, Gods, demons, monsters, hell even karens. And now he just want to live a normal life, but things are not gonna go his ways (Cuz ima fuck him in RWBY). Let's see h...
