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As Y/n woke up, he could see that it was morning, duh...
Y/n tried to move, but he could feel some weight on his chest.
Y/n was confused, but after some time, he realized...
'... Don't tell me...' Y/n thought as he pulled the cover away to see Blake, sleeping.
'Well, at least her teammates aren't gonna bust down my door.' Y/n thought as he didn't know that he jinxed himself.
*DOOR SLAMS OPEN*
As Team RWBY, minus Blake busted through the door. "Y/n have you seen... Blake..." Yang slowed down as she saw her sleeping on Y/n.
"Yang, whatever you do, I can explain-"
"Y/NNN!!!!!!!!!" Yang dashed towards you before she did the bad-bad and punched you in the nuts.
"... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
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... He'll be fine... I think.
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As Y/n was sitting with Team RWBY, he was holding his now-deleted nuts with his head down on the table.
"Yang, you didn't have to punch his private parts that hard, I wanted to sleep with him, I was uncomfortable after all."
"That's not the reason Blake, the reason why I punched him there is because I wanted to be first." Yang sighed.
"First to what?" Blake asked.
"To sleep with him."
...
"A-Alright then." Blake looked at Yang before briefly taking a glance at Y/n, with his head on the table, not moving a single inch due to the fucking pain to the nuts.
(A/N: Trust me, it fucking hurts to get kneed on the nuts.)
Blake then took out some notes and began to read some notes as Y/n raised his head.
"Yang, why u do dis to mi ;-;" Y/n cried.
"I don't know what you're talking about..." Yang lied.
"I know that you know that I know what you know." Y/n confused you guys for a second. "Anyway-"
*Book's slams on Y/n's head*
"Ahem... Sisters! Friends! Weiss..." Ruby said.
"Hey!" Weiss said while everyone kept quiet.
"Wait where's Y/n?" Ruby asked them.
*Muffled scream of pain.* Y/n screamed.
Ruby, ignoring Y/n's screaming pain. "Four scores and seven minutes ago, I had a dream."
(A/N: If you mention a fucking Jojo reference, I'm gonna go ahead and ask you to SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE, I BEG YOU!)
"This oughta be good." Yang said as she caught another fruit in her mouth.
"A dream that one day, as a team, and have the most fun anyone has ever had, ever!"
*Intensify muffled screams* Y/n screamed.
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Please... No More Q_Q (RWBY x Powerful Malereader)
Fanfiction*DOSCONTINUED* Y/N have saved alot of worlds. He has defeated all sorts kind of evil, Gods, demons, monsters, hell even karens. And now he just want to live a normal life, but things are not gonna go his ways (Cuz ima fuck him in RWBY). Let's see h...
