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Do you know what's worse than being stabbed in the dick? Being held by a cookie monster and an 'Apex Predator'.
You might be wondering, Y/n, how the fuck did you get into this situation? Well, it all started in-
Flashback
Portal opens up and I get succ with Gura.
Flashback end
What? You thought Lenny had enough brain cells to write a flashback?
Anyways, the JNPR and RWBY (without the cat of course) were going to a place called Haven Academy.
...
Wait... Academy...?
OH GOD NO.
"Ruby, let go of me please." I said.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"Maybe!"
"Maybe-!"
"Good enough for me!" I got myself out of Ruby's death hug.
"Nooo!! Get back here!" She used her semblance to get closer to me.
"You think you can approach me just like that?" I asked. "Well you're right, I'm out of here!"
"I don't think so!"
"AHHHHHH-"
Meanwhile
"... Is he usually like this?" Qrow asked.
Everyone else sighed. "Yeah."
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As they walked into Haven, at the top of the stairs stood the headmaster of Haven Leo.
"Thank you for coming." Leo said as he noticed the Y/n and Gura. "There seems to be more of you than last time."
"Eh, you know what they say. The more the merrier." Qrow said. "So what's going on with the council?"
Leo looked uncomfortable. "Why... did you bring your weapons?"
"Is this guy retarded or something?" Y/n asked before being bonked in the head by Gura.
"Don't say that, it's 2021."
"Oh yeah... I wonder how Lenny is handling the Cameraman."
"Leo, we're huntsman." Qrow said. "Are you okay?"
"He's kinda sus, ngl." Y/n said.
"Of course, sorry." Leo apologized. "Just haven't had my evening coffee."
While they were talking, Yang noticed a black bird, watching them from the balcony.
"Mom?" Yang asked.
"... Hol' up, wat?"
Qrow shot at the bird as it flew behind Leo and turned into the so-called, Yang's mom... Bird-women.
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Fanfiction*DOSCONTINUED* Y/N have saved alot of worlds. He has defeated all sorts kind of evil, Gods, demons, monsters, hell even karens. And now he just want to live a normal life, but things are not gonna go his ways (Cuz ima fuck him in RWBY). Let's see h...
