Chapter 8: Piano be like:

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A/N: Now when I'm using Grammarly, it corrects all my misspells/ sentence that doesn't sound good and needs to change as fuck. It becomes a lot more readable. SO THIS CHAPTER IS SPONSORED BY GRAMMARLY... not really.

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"Finally, she speaks!" The Faunus known as Sun said.

"It's not like she's spoken before," I said as I took a sip from my coffee. "I mean, sure, she can be edgy sometimes but still-"

A piano suddenly slammed on me.

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In the studio

Really Lenny? Just drop a fucking piano on me?

What the fuck do you expect? I haven't written on this book in a fucking long time boi.

That is true... BUT A FUCKING PIANO, REALLY?!?!?

Duh... what else? A fucking Chinese woman trying to rape you?

That... Actually sounds nice.

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK?!

WHAT? IT'S TRUE, I LIKE TO FUCK WOMAN.

I'm looking at you readers, you fucking dirty mind -.-

Anyway, let's NOT have a piano drop me.

HM... no

OH, YOU FUCKING BITCH-

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"..." Both Sun and Blake were just quiet as Y/n lied there with a piano on top of him.

"If I got a penny for every time this happen, I would still be poor..." Y/n said with a raised hand.

"Anyways... Nearly two days and you've given me nothing but small talk and weird looks." Sun ignored Y/n lying there with a piano on top of him.

"Ya! Like that."

Blake rolled her eyes. "Sun... are you familiar with the White Fang?"

"Of course! I don't think there's a Faunus on the planet who hasn't heard of them." Sun said. "Stupid, holier-than-thou creeps that use force to get whatever they want."

"Bunch of freaks if you ask me." Sun finished as he took a sip from his tee. But little did he know, Blake 'bout to end his whole career.

"I was... once a member of the White Fang." Blake said as Y/n got out of the pianos deadly slam only for Sun to spit the tea right at Y/n.

...

"I'll be right back..." Y/n walked away to find the nearest toilet.

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Great, first a fucking piano slammed me to the next volume, and then Sun spat tea on me, it feels like you just want to fuck with me LENNY.

You're not wrong there boi.

Just... stop it, please.

Fine fine... maybe.

... Meh, good enough.

I walked towards Beacon, trying not to be spotted by three people that were gonna fuck me sideways with a truck.

"HEY Y/N!" A familiar voice was heard.

Oh shit...

I slowly turned around only for Ruby to do truck-chans job and slammed into me and literally crush my bones. 

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