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"... Where the hell did you come from?"
"Your mom-"
Mumei was shut up by Y/n tying her up and quickly putting her over a campfire. "TODAY I FEEL LIKE HAVING A COOKED OWL."
"Forgive meeweeee!!!!!!"
"You did a mama joke, you get made into food, simple as that."
"wahahhahhha!!!" She was panicking as the heat started to cook her.
"MUAHAHAHAHA, I EIM ZE EIVUL GOD-!" Y/n was launched to kingdom cum.
"Mumei, you alright?!" Gura said as she cuts the rope, freeing Mumei.
"Always have been :D" She said somehow not burning.
"Meanwhile me who is covered by something that the male releases while having sexes..." Y/n said covered in thicc milkshake. "ALSO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MUMEI?!"
Gura: Think... he only has a couple of brain cells...
"I met her during our travels and became friends with a lot of people during our visit to save the world :D"
Gura: Bruh...?
"AHA! I KNEW YOU WERE SUS!" Y/n pointed at Gura.
"I-I can explain-"
"You can explain it when you're in the Milky blacky holey!" Y/n said before he picked her up and threw her into space.
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:P
*pulls out a microphone*
Wait what are you doing-
WHATAFAK ARE YA DOING YOU DISAPPOINTMENT, WHEN I WAS 2 I MADE JESUS SUCK MY DICK BEFORE I MADE THIS UNIVERSE YOUR FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT IS SO BAD EVEN PEWDIEPIE FROM 2012 CAN FEEL IT YOU FAKING-
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Y/n: ._.
Mumei: ... Disappointment?
Y/N: *sighs while holding tears back* yup...
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"Soo... what are we gonna do now?" Gura asked them. "You kinda left them to fight for themselves."
"I mean, to be honest. I don't care about that." Y/n said. "After all, after I'm done I'll be killing the god whoever summons me just so I can just stay in one place and finally relax."
"So... you're gonna save this world?"
"Most likely not." Y/n said. "After all, the fuck have they done to me? Besides, RWBY is already a dead thing that contains a lot of fucking bad abused fanfictions or some shit like that."
"Or furry stuff." Mumei added.
"Oh god, actually please no..." Y/n looked in the RWBY section of Wattpad.
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"I'm ending my life." Y/n pulled out his 1911 before shooting himself in the head.
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Abused/furry shit?
Abused and furry shit...
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Please... No More Q_Q (RWBY x Powerful Malereader)
Fanfiction*DOSCONTINUED* Y/N have saved alot of worlds. He has defeated all sorts kind of evil, Gods, demons, monsters, hell even karens. And now he just want to live a normal life, but things are not gonna go his ways (Cuz ima fuck him in RWBY). Let's see h...
