Today was the day. The day of the sports festival. Everyone from around the country was tuned in to watch. Currently, all of class 1-A was in a waiting room. Y/n could be seen at one of the tables with his friend, Mineta.
Mineta: aren't you excited y/n?! Imagine how many babes will be out there! This is our chance to get famous and hit it off!
Y/n: yeah! I can't wait. I just hope I don't accidentally cut someone's arm off or something.
Y/n couldn't wait. He'd get a chance to show off in front of makima. She might consider going out with him if he did. At least, that's what he thought.
Y/n: "even if it doesn't work with her, maybe one of the girls in here or from the other classes will consider dating me! It's time for my big break!"
Mineta: I just don't know if my quirk will help me at all though...
Y/n: don't worry you've got a great quirk. It can...stick to things? Be sticky?
Mineta: be sticky? That's not very...actually, that might help! In fact, it could help me with an idea I've got...
Mineta suddenly had an evil smirk on his face as his mind worked out a plan.
Y/n: "he's in the zone...well, guess it's time for me to think about why I'm still a single virgin and question the existence of diet water."
Y/n was lost in his thoughts for a while before he suddenly heard a conversion going on. It was the Indonesia flag guy talking to evergreen crotch guy. Yes, he knew they're names but referred them like this because it was more fun. Anyway, the Indonesia guy was saying something about him being stronger.
Mineta: todoroki's making enemies huh?
Y/n: meh. This is standard shonen stuff. Watch, evergreen over there is gonna say "I'm still gonna give it my all."
Izuku:...even so, I'm still gonna give it my all!
Y/n: see? What'd I say?
Todoroki: hey, y/n.
Y/n: what's up?
Todoroki: I'm going to crush you as well.
Y/n:...gotta be honest man...I REALLY don't care.
Todoroki only scoffed in response. About a minute or two later, class 1-A was called out to go out into the stadium. They all went outside and were greeted by the cheering of people who were in the audience.
Y/n: they seem to being a lot louder than when the other classes from earlier came out.
kaminari: well that makes sense. We were attacked by villains just a few days ago.
Y/n: wait, really?! Damn, what have I been missing out on?!
Once everyone quieted down, the r-rated hero, midnight started explaining what the first obstacle of the festival would be. Y/n barely heard anything as he was too busy ogling at midnight.
Y/n: "she's thicc as fuck. Holy shit I'm down something horrible I tell ya."
Midnight: before we start, we will have a student come up for the athlete's oath. The representative will be...katsuki bakugo from class 1-A!
Katsuki went on the podium to say something.
Mineta: they picked bakugo? Must be because he placed highest.
Y/n: I would have placed higher, on god.
Mineta: what do you think he's gonna say?
Y/n: like I said earlier this is all standard shonen stuff. Watch, he gonna say something like,"I'm gonna win" or "you'll all be my stepping stones"
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The Chainsaw Hero (MHA x chainsaw man reader fanfic)
Fanfiction(I'd recommend reading chainsaw man before reading this. Trust me it's really good.)
