y/n went up to broccoli boy and that girl with the rosy cheeks. he hoped that they would join his team but...
ochaco: no. absolutely not.
izuku: sorry y/n but uraraka seems to be really against the idea of you and Mineta being in our team.
y/n:...I will remember this...
izuku sweatdropped at that as y/n walked away. y/n tried to think who else he could ask when he felt a hand on his shoulder. y/n turned around to see the blonde porcupine boy and hard-on guy.
bakugo: hey, you said you were immortal right chainsaw dick?
y/n: it's y/n but yeah, I'm basically unkillable...why?
bakugo smirked. it wasn't a very pleasant smirk.
bakugo: perfect.
y/n: "oh no..."
and that's how they got here. y/n was carrying anger issues boy with "I'm always hard" guy and Mineta. anger issues had a quirk that made him blow his load and for that reason, he needed y/n's chainsaw quirk and rock solid's quirk.
y/n: "this is some bullshit. I wanna have some fine-ass girls on me, not some sweaty dudes. people are already saying they might be homo."
y/n decided to focus on what was happening in this match instead. besides, if he could get past this, then he'd get a chance to show off in the matches that came later.
y/n: "hehehe...then no girl in our class will be able to resist me!"
bakugo: WHAT'D YOU SAY YOU BASTARD?!?! GIVE THAT BACK!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!
y/n snapped out of his thoughts when he heard the yelling of dynamite dick. he saw that his headband was stolen from him.
y/n: "ah shit."
he looked over to see it had been stolen from some blonde dude from b tier class. that was the name, right? the guy and explosive boy proceeded to have an argument about who had the biggest dick or something like that. y/n wasn't listening. all he knew was that this pompous mother fucker, who probably goes on to Twitter to type "mid" and always uses clown emojis, was stealing his chance at getting laid!
y/n:...hey, your name was bakugo right?
bakugo: yeah, and?
y/n: bakugo, let's get the points back and RIP THROUGH THESE BITCHES!!!!
bakugo:...I LIKE HOW YOU THINK!!!
y/n reached for his string and started his engine.
monama: so persistent. as a hero, not to mention as a person, that persistence wi-
y/n: SHUT THE FUCK UP, PUSSY!!!
y/n wasn't the smartest person but when it came to boobs, he'd turn into the next einstein for it. y/n used the chains on his right chainsaw arm and shot it toward monama. the b-listers dodged the chain.
monama: you missed.
y/n: I didn't miss shit!
the chain that y/n launched planted itself into the ground and pulled him and his teammates to monoma.
y/n: NOW BAKUGO!!! BLOW YOUR LOAD ALL OVER HIS INSIDES!!!
bakugo: DON'T FUCKING SAY IT LIKE THAT!!!
as soon as they were close enough, bakugo went to snatch the headbands. one of blonde bieber's cronies tried to protect the bands but bakugo exploded through their defenses and snatched all of their headbands.
bakugo: now for the 10 mil!!
the group looked over to see that spinach and dual blade's groups were surrounded in an icy barricade. obviously meant to keep everyone else out. bakugo used his quirk to blow his way past the ice. the clock was ticking. bakugo tried to see who had the 10 million. y/n looked around. it was on-
present mic: 0!! it's over!!
and just like that, it didn't matter anymore. y/n looked up and saw that they had all come in at second place. bakugo didn't seem happy with this but y/n was relieved to be able to pass on. present mic announced that there would be an intermission before the final part of the sports festival. y/n and Mineta went to grab lunch. they talked for a bit and as they saw the girls pass by, they got a brilliant idea in their head. y/n and Mineta decided to tell the girls something and hoped it would work. after lunch, y/n headed out and walked a bit.
y/n: *sigh* nothing like a good lunch to feel great for the day.
???: hey.
y/n: never fucking mind then.
y/n turned around to see it was the Zuko wannabe trying to talk to him.
y/n: what is it, dude?
todoroki: we need to talk.
y/n: the hell we do. I'm not into dudes.
y/n started to walk away when todoroki grabbed his shoulder again. this time, however, he put more force into his grip and y/n could feel his ice quirk on him.
todoroki: I said we need to talk.
y/n: ugh, fine, you churned-up dickwad.
y/n and todoroki went into a place where no one else was and just stared at each other for a bit. well, y/n stared but todoroki just glared.
y/n: so-
todoroki: I was overpowered. so much so that I broke my own pledge. I swore to never use my flames but I broke that promise to myself in the cavalry battle. y/n, you said your goal but I don't believe it. no one would have made it this far with a goal that shallow. so tell me...what is your true goal?
y/n:...the fuck are you talking about?
todoroki was surprised by the response.
y/n: true goal? what am I, some kinda generic shounen MC? I just want tits, man.
todoroki: I don't believe-
y/n: don't care dude. how about you say all that to someone who actually cares? also, get some therapy man.
and with that, y/n walked away, grumbling about having wasted time. todoroki stood there for a long moment. he just couldn't understand y/n. why does he do the things he does? is his desire for boobs that powerful? todoroki brushed these thoughts off and decided that he'd just have to fight him in the final part of the sports festival to find out.
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(that's all for this chapter! y/n says he wants to apologize for the next chapter taking so long to arrive but he was putting all of his willpower into NNN. hope you all enjoyed this! tell me what you think! see you all next time!)
