y/n: King bach is a comedic genius. He asks for some ice cream and when his friend replies "only a spoonful" he pulls out a comically large spoon. Truly the peak of vine comedy.
Denki: y/n...please...shut the fuck up already...
Y/n kept talking with Pikachu while his other classmates wished they could burrow their heads into the ground.
Y/n kept torturing Denki until he felt like someone was looking at him. He turned around and saw that todoroki was glaring at y/n. Y/n responded by giving him the finger. Mineta sat down next to y/n.
Mineta: I really want a girlfriend.
Y/n: hey man, ain't nothing to it. Lemme show you how we do it downtown.
Y/n got up and walked over to where mina was sitting. She looked up at him and rolled her eyes.
Mina: what do you want?
Y/n took a deep breath in and...
Y/n: Damn shawty, you fart with that ass?
Mina looked confused and disgusted. Y/n went back to where Mineta was and sat down.
Y/n: she want me for real.
-----LATER-----
Y/n got went up to the ring for his next battle.
Present mic: HERE WE GO, PEOPLE!!! IT'S TIME FOR THE CHAINSAW DEVIL HIMSELF, Y/N L/N, TO FIGHT CLASS 1-A'S SPEEDSTER, TENYA IDA!!!
Sonic the Hedgehog stepped up to the ring as well.
Present mic: ANNNND BEGIN!!!
Ida powered up his engine and ran towards y/n. Y/n quickly transformed and blocked ida's oncoming kick with his chainsaws.
Y/n: damn he's fast!
Ida ran around y/n.
Ida: I'm sorry y/n but I need to beat to win this...also so that you can learn a lesson from all of this and stop your inappropriate behavior.
Y/n: HELL NAH!! I'M BOUT TO CURB YOU!!
Y/n launched the chain of his chainsaw in front of ida. Ida tried to stop himself but he was going too fast which resulted in him tripping and falling out of bounds.
Present mic: WoW!!! It seems that y/n wins!!!
Ida: I lost...TO HIM!?!?
Y/n: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Now I'm off to get my drugs.
Present mic:...is he serious?
Y/n walked back to the seats. Once y/n sat down, todoroki walked up to him.
Todoroki: looks like we'll be fighting in the semi-finals of the tournament.
Y/n: ok and?
Todoroki: it means we'll be fighting each other.
Y/n: dude, you might be looking forward to it but I don't give a fuck. Now leave me alone. I'm about to smoke this huge-ass blunt.
Y/n pulled out a comically large roll of weed. Todoroki and his other classmates stepped back in shock.
Todoroki: where did you-!?
Y/n: *inhales*
Y/n:
-----LATER-----
Y/n once again walked up to the ring. He was ready for another battle. He was a bit exhausted but he didn't care much and just wanted to get this over with.
Present mic: boy do we have a good battle for you!!! The chainsaw devil of class 1-A has taken down a lot of opponents, but how will he fare against a prodigy!?
Todoroki: I'm going to enjoy taking you down.
Y/n: yeah, yeah. Let's get this over with edge lord.
Present mic: and begin!!!
Todoroki immediately used his ice to try to hit y/n. Y/n charged in and used his chainsaws to bulldoze through the ice. Todoroki decided to change strategies and move around while using his ice.
Y/n: why are you running?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING!?!?
Todoroki: I'm running so I don't get taken out like that vine girl from earlier.
Todoroki started to slow down because his ice side was making him sluggish.
Todoroki: damn, I'm slowing down.
Y/n: hello stinky.
Todoroki was suddenly met with y/n being in his face. Before todoroki could do anything, y/n kicked him down.
Y/n: I don't care what mic said. I'm crushing balls.
Todoroki: wait wha-
Y/n suddenly kicked todoroki in the balls. Todoroki yelled in pain. Y/n did that a few more times while the people in the stands cringed in seeing todoroki's suffering.
Mineta: dear God...
Denki: he's gonna feel that for the rest of the day.
Bakugo: HAHAHAHA!!!! GOOD JOB CHAINSAW!!!!
Y/n finally stopped after a while.
Y/n: just so you know, whenever I fight a guy...I ALWAYS AIM FOR THE CROTCH!!!
Todoroki got up.
Todoroki: damn you...I'll...you seriously only aim for the crotch?
Todoroki stumbled before blacking out.
Present mic:...well uh, y/n l/n wins by...hitting todoroki in the balls repeatedly...
Aizawa: I'll need to punish this kid thoroughly when we get back to the school...
Y/n walked on back with a smile on his face. His classmates scooted away from him when he got to where they were sitting. Well, except for Mineta who gave y/n a high five.
Mineta: you're amazing!!!
Y/n: thanks!
Class 1-A: "our reputation is ruined..."
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(I was high when I wrote this shit. Tell me if ya'll liked it when I wake up from my blackout. Peace✌️)
