big-ass robots had appeared as the first obstacle in the race. y/n charged in and swang his chainsaws at the robots and sliced them up.
Suddenly, y/n felt the chills. He looked behind himself and saw that todoroki was preparing a huge ice attack.
y/n: in the name of the great James brown...GET DOWN!
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Todoroki froze the giant robots in place. He proceeded to make a run for it. Y/n tried to follow but the giant robots fell down on him.
Student 1: oh god!
Student 2: it fell on someone!
Student 3: do you think they're alive?
Suddenly, a buzzing could be heard coming from the robots. It got a little louder...and louder...until...
Y/n: RAAAAH!! I WILL NOT DIE BEFORE I ACHIEVE SOME COOCHIE!!!
Y/n chainsawed his way out of the robot and started to run again.
Student 1:...did he just say...
Student 2: yeah...I think he did...
Momo: what an embarrassment to our class...
Y/n got out of his chainsaw form and was running as fast as his legs would carry him. His quirk wasn't any good in this kind of situation. Next was a tight rope obstacle. Y/n held on for dear life as he shimmied his way to the other side. The obstacle after that was a minefield and it was the final obstacle in the race.
Y/n: "I better hurry up or I'm gonna be last!"
Y/n went through the mines as carefully and as fast as he could.
y/n:"shit, at this point I'll be last!...fuck it, it's chainsaw time!"
y/n turned into his chainsaw form and started to tank the mines as he charged ahead at full speed. suddenly, an explosion was heard from behind. y/n looked back for a moment to see izuku flying through the air on one of the pieces from the robots from earlier.
y/n:"damn! that lettuce haired menace is flying!"
y/n speed up as much as he could.
present mic: and the first one here is...IZUKU MIDORIYA!!
you were coughing and wheezing from ruining so much in your chainsaw form. you had made it in 5th place. not the best ranking but you'd take what you can get.
y/n:"I gotta do more cardio...hey where's mineta?"
y/n looked around a bit until he finally saw him...ON THE BACK OF MOMO?!
when mineta was peeled off of her, y/n came up to him.
y/n:...was it worth it?
mineta:...yes, my fellow perverse brother.
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the next challenge of the sports festival was announced to be a Calvary battle. you didn't understand much but basically you needed to find three people who'd want to team with your sorry ass and then steal headbands from other people. like that time you went to a party and stole a person's durag.
obviously, you and mineta teamed up first.
y/n: who else do you think would team up with us?
mineta: I don't know. i'd ask kaminari but he went and joined todoroki.
y/n:...I got an idea.
y/n decided to go up to the only other two people he could think of. after that, everyone got their horse formations ready.
midnight: alright everyone! the Calvary battle starts now!
y/n: alright everyone! let's do this!
mineta: right!
kirishima: You got it man!
bakugo: DON'T ORDER ME AROUND SHIT SAW!!
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(hope you guys enjoyed the chapter! tell me what you all think! till next time!)
