The Chainsaw Hero (MHA x chainsaw man reader fanfic)

Chapter 9: Chainsaw Internships

Y/n was sitting down against a rock. he looked onto the horizon and saw nothing but emptiness. he could not move. suddenly, he saw a figure appear in front of him. y/n's eyes couldn't fully focus on the person in front of him for a bit But when they did he realized that it was...

Y/n: HATSUNE MIKU?!?!

Miku: 🎶Ｏｈａｙｏ🎶

Y/n: I don't get it. Where am I? why am I here? How are you here?

Miku: 🎶Ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ Ｋｎｏｃｋｅｄ ｔｈｅ ｆｕｃｋ ｏｕｔ ｉｎ ｃｌａｓｓ ｍｙ ｇｕｙ． Ｈｉｇｈ－ａｓｓ Ｍｆ．🎶

Y/n: oh. this is another one of my dreams. 

Miku: 🎶Ｅｖｅｎ ｉｎ ａ ｄｒｅａｍ， Ｙｏｕ ｇｅｔ ＺＥＲＯ ＢＩＴＣＨＥＳ🎶

Y/n: you're lucky I can't move or I'd knock you out.

Miku: 🎶Ａｎｄ ｙｏｕ Ｂｏｕｔｔａ ｇｅｔ ｋｎｏｃｋｅｄ ＩＮ🎶

y/n: whats that supposed to-

Y/n woke due to his teacher, Aizawa, whacking him up top the head with a Ruler. Y/n groaned at the pain before looking around to see everyone staring at him.

Aizawa: fall asleep in my class again and I'll expel you.

Y/n rubbed his head.

Y/n: "guess this is what she meant when she said knocked in..."

Aizawa sighed before he went back to the front of the classroom to discuss internships.

Aizawa: as I said, you'll all be working with some Pro-Heroes for a while to improve yourself. here are the top people with offers.

Aizawa pressed a button that showed the students who got the most internship offers. y/n couldn't help but notice that he was the student with the third most internships.

Y/n: "FUCK YEAH."

Aizawa went on to explain the internships and how they would work. after he was done, all the students looked over their internship offers.

Y/n looked through the list that was given to him but he honestly had a hard time deciding where he wanted to go due to him not knowing many of the Heroes on the list.

Mineta: hey y/n, did you decide on an internship yet?

y/n: Nah. you?

Mineta: well, believe it or not, I got an offer from MT.LADY!!

Y/n: WHAT?! OH, YOU LUCKY SON OF A-

Aizawa: AHEM.

Y/n: I mean, uh, congrats bro.

Y/n really didn't want to get into even more problems with his teacher at the moment. he looked over the list a bit more before he decided that he would settle on an agency named 'Kishibe's Villain hunter Agency.'

Y/n: kinda sketchy but I'll take what I can get.

-----LATER-----

y/n sat at home feeling happy with himself as he played his video games. getting an internship meant he was getting popular.

and with great popularity comes great big booty bitches.

y/n continued to play Elden ring until he heard a knock on his apartment door. he paused the game and went to answer the door to find Makima and Nayuta standing there. 

Y/n: hey makima! here to visit me again?

Makima: not exactly. you see, I need to go to a business meeting and I need someone to take care of Nayuta while I'm there.