Demon Slayer X Reader Oneshots [COMPLETED]

[019] Douma

"You're so cute~," Douma teased as he saw me lacking in height. "Shut your trap already! Thank you for calling me cute!" I said in a sarcastic tone.

"It's not your face, it's your height~" he said as I felt an irk mark coming out as I raised my hand and he actioned to zip his mouth. "I'm sorry already okay, you're so little yet powerful. How can you even live without eating humans?"

"I don't eat humans but want me to kill you and eat you instead?" I asked him and pulled a strand of my hair and pointed it at him.

"Sorry, Shorty~" he said that made me pissed and I stabbed the hair strand to him. This is a small thing that he can regenerate his self fast.

"I said stop calling me like that, even though we're in the same spot as a kizuki I will kill you," I spoke. "My, my, sorry Princess~" he said as he patted my head and I drove it away.

"Don't call me princess, Douma." I spoke as he put his arms around shoulders. "You know, [Name]-chan, lets go on a mission together~" he said as I used my elbow to hit him.

"It would be impossible for me to go with a huge, annoying and flirty like you in a mission." I said and he smirked. "But I love to go with a tiny, easily annoyed and tsundere like you~" he said.

I threw my hair strand making it to his head but he just took it out and smiled evily, "Yes, I am easily annoyed to someone as stupid and annoying as you but I am not tiny and definitely not a tsundere!"

"Yes, yes~" he said as Muzan-sama arrived and appointed us to a training for the upcoming battle with the hashira.

"... Lastly would be [Name] and Douma" Muzan-sama said.

I gritted my teeth and thought of something, ' I hate this annoying rat I'm going to be paired with. But as long as Muzan-sama's order, I can't object to it and I need to respect it'

"Thank you for understanding, [Name]" I gulped when I heard Muzan-sama's praise. "W-what was it, Muzan-sama?" I asked and he just stared at me. 'My apologies'. "Apology accepted." he once again said.

I forgot that he can read minds, though I really hate Douma the rat. "Ne~ ne~ Y/n-chan. What did you think of, that made Muzan-sama praise you?" Douma suddenly popped out of nowhere. "Your death." I said as I left the room and started to move and to prepare and spar with him. "So mean!" he yelled as he chased me up.

"Why do you hate me so much, Y/n-chan?" he asks.

"Because you're so annoying" I answered.

"and...?" he asked as he looked at me.

"Stupid."

"and...?"

"Uh! It's because you're tall, you grumpy, huge abnormal chimpanzee" I said in irritation and walked past him.

"So you're telling me that you're jealous because of my height?" he asked as I gritted my teeth and took a strand of my hair.

My demon art applies in my hair, I can make my hair a weapon with deadly poisons when I remove it in my head. Every strand follows another one to grow again.

I attacked him by throwing some of my hair and attacking him, as he just avoided all of it and started to spar with me and not use his demon art. He then grabbed my arms and he pulled it, making my face and his to almost collide.

"So are you jealous?" he asked as I rolled my eyes. "It's because you started it, you're always calling me shorty!" I said and he pulled my arms closer to his face.

"You didn't answer my question, are you jealous?" he asked and I nodded. "Yes, So what? That doesn't even concern you" I said as I was about to retrieve my hand when he pulled my hand and my face colliding with his and my lips slammed in his.

I got shocked but I immediately tried to resist and pulled back but his other hand was holding the back of my head. As soon as he breaks the kiss, I immediately pull a strand and hit him.

"How dare you, you tall annoying chi-" I was cut off when he warned me. "Continue it with Chimpanzee I'll kiss you again."

"chipmunk!" I said and an irk mark showed. hehe, so he doesn't like to be teased I see.

"You like teasing others while you don't like to be teased, how cruel my, my, Douma" I commented

"Bonsai"

"Chimpanzee"

"Dwarf"

"Chipmunk, gorilla, girraffe" I said continuously making him pissed. "You crossed over" he said as he then charged in towards me and harshly grabbed my hand but I was able to be freed. "You can't do that to me again." I said but he then ...

"Douma you pervert!" I yelled as I slapped him. Because he holds my butt! I was about to slap him again when he caught my arms and also took the other one and lay on the floor. He's above me and I'm below, he even sat atop me so I can't move my feet.

"Since you've crossed the line, maybe I will also" he said as he started to kiss me again.

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"Y/n, what is that? a hickey?" Akaza said as he pointed my neck as I looked over it. "It's a mosquito bite, I've been doing some of my work as a kizuki so I need to do it in my room which is just beside the most annoying mosquito I've met." I said.

Yes, Douma left hickeys last night. And also, yes, he's my boyfriend but no one knew in the kizuki beside me and him. Good thing he only left some hickeys.
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I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
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I still hate you Douma
But this is cute just not Douma
Edited~