Pokémon: Undefeatable [A Pokémon Story]

Wait, pikachu?! (Finale)

OH HOHO! I SEE THAT THE WEEBS HAVE RETURNED FOR ANOTHER EPISODE IN THE SHITPOST SAGA!

Good for you! This time, I introduce the first anime crossover of the series! If that doesn't tempt you enough, i don't know what the fuck will! Enjoy, my pawns, enjoy....

-In my glorious POV that shall last forevermore-

"Senpai~" a certain blonde yelled out in wayyy too horny of a manner.

"JESUS FUCK, BONNIE! IT HAS ONLY BEEN 8 MONTHS OF ME CONTWMPLATING THE NUMBER 42!" I reply in exasperation.

"But senpat-kun! You promised me headpats after the last chapter ended!"

"I did? Oh I guess I did" I didn't, I made her think that to give me the excuse to headpat her. Muahahahah!

I proceeded to headpat Bonnie but then in mid heatpat, her eyes become heart shaped and she licked her lips in a blushing and seductive manner.

Nope! You will not have my V-card today!

I then proceeded to pull out a bat that I summoned since i am the god of the story and I bonk her.

"Ow! Why did you bonk me?!"

"It is no jizz July! So you must resist!"

"That doesn't exist!"

"Yeah, Baka!" Came the third character of this fuckshow.

"Hey Lillie! Let me guess, you lost thinking of me again?"

"What?! Nonononono" she stammered, but I know.

Okay, Now is time to expand the harem again since i am bored of this bickering.

Snap

"Pika pika~" said a very slutty and masculine voice.

Oh no.

"Hey! I think i know you Pilachu!"

"Oh, but I am not pikachu! I am the side of you you never get to show~" The new blond man stated. At that, i realized that he had a stupidly cute skirt on and was slightly flicking it.

Damn it, I really am bi!

"So...you gonna confirm your name since i already know for plot convenience?" I asked. Yep. Totally normal.

"Oh yea! The name's Kaminari, Femboy Kaminari." The man stated.

Nice, I'd tap that.

"So what am I doing now?"

"I have no clue, aren't we supposed to be shitposting?" Kaminari asked me, knowing i am being a fucking idiot.

"Yeah, but i have to hit a new peak. I must keep winning over the audience and it is beating me down."

Kaminari then came over to kiss me on thw cheek but before that hapoened a portal opened overhead labelled Timberwolf. Weird. What the hell is going on?!

Soon, voices came from it.

"Saisho! You must stop this now!"
"Leave the people alone!"
"Please come back to us! We miss you!"

Alright then, "Who are you guys! You sound way too familiar!"

"Saisho, come back! I made a parting gift! Please come see it! I miss you..."
"Stop the torture of the souls for yourself"
"Saisho, it is your songbird. I miss you. Please come back to me!"

"Songbird?! Who is this Saisho?! I'm Mantis! ...right?"

"The gift is fading, come back!"
"We need you for yourself! Come back!"
"Saisho, come back! Please Come back!"